KA's definitions

cobainite

Person who worships Kurt Cobain and says they LOVE Nirvana but they can't name the other members of the band, one album, or a song other than smells like teen spirit.

True story:

Me: *sees girl pick up nirvana shirt* hey you like nirvana?!
Girl: err yeah. like totally my favorite band!
Me: Cool, whats your favorite album?
Girl: Uhhhh i totally like them all?
Me: Fucker. you just got it because he *points at kurt* is hot.
Girl: *runs away while screaming* MOMMY THIS GIRL CUSSED!

by Ka January 16, 2005

marigold

Nirvana song where the drummer, Dave Grohl, is singing lead, and Kurt Cobain is singing backround vocals

"all in all the clock is slow"

by Ka December 29, 2004

unplugged

What you call a rock performance when there is no electric instruments playing.

"Unplugged in New York" is an unplugged CD by Nirvana

by Ka December 29, 2004

verse chorus verse

Verse Chorus Verse is a great song by the band Nirvana. Sappy is mislabelled as Verse Chorus Verse. But, Verse Chorus Verse is a totally different song than Sappy.

"You're the reason I feel pain"

by Ka December 28, 2004

forever 27

Painting of Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison, and they are all standing in heaven. Kurt is walking through the door frame, since he was the most recent addition. They all happened to die at age 27.

They are forever 27.

by Ka November 15, 2004

kool aid

Something to temporarily die your hair with. Works very well and stays in for about 5 days. Stays in longer if you have platinum blonde hair.

I died my platinum blonde hair red for halloween with Kool Aid. Now, on the 11 of november, my hair still has a pink tint.

by Ka November 11, 2004

the end of the world

Most hilarious flash animation ever. If you want to see it go to endofworld.net.

Hokay. so. here is the earth.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!

alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.

hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.

So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"

Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"

Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'

India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.

Russia's like "AHH motherland"

Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"

So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'

So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos

But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.

THE END

by Ka November 6, 2004