Linux

Q: How do you know if someone has Linux on their computer?
A: They tell you.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016
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Windows 10

A shitty mediocre operating system by Microsoft. Pretty much all of its "features" are directly recycled from Windows 7 OR are designed for those who couldn't be trusted to screw in a light bulb. Oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!

They'll know who you are!
Gary dispensed a liberal helping of lotion onto his palm when suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows 10!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016
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The Walking Dead

A mediocre television series that has somehow amassed great popularity. Features lame acting and even worse special effects.
Person A: Did you hear about Glenn's death on The Walking Dead?
Person B: Yeah, for a moment I mistook it for a ketchup commercial though.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 27, 2016
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Depressed

When it's dark enough to see the stars...
I am depressed. Not that anyone cares, of course.
by Just Another Retarded Anon September 19, 2016
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Reverse Fleshlight Ass Fuck

As the name subtly implies, this is a masturbatory act consisting of putting your fleshlight where the sun does not shine.
Soloman was bored at work, so he excused himself to the lavatory then Reverse Fleshlight Ass Fuck.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016
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nofap

A community where people go to wallow in self-pity and brag about their "addiction".

It does help some people with their real life endeavors, but only through the superficial validation and amnesty for all of their wrongdoings. Nofappers believe that nothing they have ever done is their fault, because they are afflicted with the "addiction" of masturbation.

Needless to say, the subreddit is full of depressed people.
NoFap is ironically the biggest circlejerk on Reddit.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 08, 2016
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Windows Ten

A shitty mediocre operating system by Microsoft. Pretty much all of its "features" are directly recycled from Windows 7 OR are designed for those who couldn't be trusted to screw in a light bulb. Oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!

They'll know who you are!
Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Ten!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016
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