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Definitions by Juggalette Mini

Stands for AOL Instant Messenger. The best part is, you don't have to have AOL to use it. It's free. I've been using AIM since I was 11, and now I'm 16. Therefore, no one started using AIM until about a year after I got it.
Prep: I AIMI my hotties all the time!

Me: Bitch, I been 'round that program since before you laid your fingertips on a fuckin' keyboard.
aim by Juggalette Mini June 11, 2006
A word my juggalos at school thought up; basically an advanced form of the word "cool".
Dude, your new shoes are hella swoe!
swoe by Juggalette Mini March 23, 2004

Heathcliff 

The name of a fat orange cat from an 80s cartoon show, aired on Nickelodeon in the early 90s.
Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should terrify their neighborhood!
Heathcliff by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004

Invader Zim 

The greatest cartoon show ever made. Still airs on Nickelodeon every once in a while (frequently the first episode), but is aired every day on Nicktoons, usually more than once per afternoon.
I laugh at those who cannot watch Invader Zim because their family is too poor to order digital cable, yet they buy all the merchandise from Hot Topic anyway because they claim to be deticated fans.
Invader Zim by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004
A store located in the mall that used to be cool until about two years ago, when the ditzy preps got lost on their way to Old Navy. Some idiots that like to spread rumors say that Hot Topic is affiliated with The GAP. Of course, seeing as how there is no proof of this what-so-ever, if you confront this idea to any employees at either Hot Topic or The GAP, they will be baffled at your assumption.

Not everyone who shops at Hot Topic is a poser. Some of us just shop there to get stuff from the bands we like, such as Sublime, ICP, Deftones, etc. Or just to get Faygo 'cuz that's the only place around here the sells it.
Prep: Like, oh. My. God. My boyfriend would love this chain! My boyfriend is SUCH a tough guy, especially since he started shopping at Hot Topic! And his hair is spiked!

Me: Liberty spikes?

Prep: Like, no, silly! Like...Gelled up!

Me: Can he play the air guitar?

Prep: No, but he can play girls like no tomorrow!!!! Teehee.
Hot Topic by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004

whipper snapper 

Vice versa to you calling your grandparents old, wrinkly sacks of shit.
"Sup nigga POPS!"

"Eh? What's that? I can't understand none of this slangish hoo-ha you whipper snappers come up with every day! Eh heh heh. Now gather round my moldy rug and let's watch some real black n' white TV! Sorry my kitchen smells like old."

"Yeah...Whatever, you ancient fuck. Don't you have a museum to visit or a garden to plant or somethin'?"
A guy (usually a teenager) that actually WANTS to be lead on by girls without ever actually going out with them.
Alex: Hehe you tryin' to come onto me?

Me: Sure. Wanna date?

Alex: Fuck no! Just mess with my mind a little before you ask some richy faggot out, kay?
lead-on by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004