camp 14

The most ruthless North Korean hard labor prison encampment in Pyongyang, that inprisons the guilty individual along with three generations of their family as well for life.

Craig: I'm not really into this. It kinda sucks here in Pyongyang, Camp 14. Its hot and feel like they're working us too hard. Even Grandma is complaining.
Johnnysan: Helllll ya! This place is fo SUCKAS!!!
Craig: but the dirt pudding here is way better than Camp 13.
Johnnysan: Damn right!
Craig: You already know.

by Juan Nutt October 07, 2015

feeding two birds with one hand

accomplishing two tasks at one time.

Craig-" I made her buy me beer, then I threw it in her can!!"
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."

by Juan Nutt May 06, 2011

chowder bullets

Another word used to describe semen.

Craig: Hey Bob, how's your chowder bullets?
Bob: My what???
Craig: Your chowder bullets.
Bob: What are chowder bullets?
Craig: I don't know but they're all over your back.

by Juan Nutt April 01, 2011

vanilla isis

Any American born jackass that decides to defect to the Middle East to get his jihad on.

Craig: Hey Johnny. Why is Tone going to Syria?
Johnny Lovebone: I dunna know?... Probably just taking a vacation with Steve.
Craig: With kids???
Johnny Lovebone: Hell ya!!!
Craig: Wow! That's cool.
Johnny Lovebine: Damn right. I don't give a FUCK!!!
Craig: He is SOOOOOO gay.
Johnny Lovebone: Duh? Did you see his socks?
Craig: I sure did. What a homo. Looks like the vanilla isis will be utilising his mouth as a Guantanamo purse.
Johnny Lovebone: Ho Eazaaaay!!!

by Juan nutt April 14, 2015

bud slug

A person who cannot make up their mind on which herb to purchase at a medicinal cannabis facility.

Dick- " Uhhhhhhhh.......... Is this OG Kush good? No. Wait. Should I get the Purps? No. Hold on. How about the train wreck? Should I just get that. Or maybe I should just split 5 bucks total."
Dock- " You're backing up the line you bud slug."

by Juan Nutt March 23, 2011

Fake 420

A way of tricking people into looking at the clock thinking it is time to smoke marijuana.

Dude, I was so ready to smoke the sweet doja when Carl fake 420ed me at noon.

by Juan Nutt March 06, 2011

Yam yams

Slang for a male testicles.

Nash- " Why you limpin'n dawg?"

Craig-" Well, I only called my wife a bitch and she straight kicked me in the yam yams."
Nash-" Damn, what a bitch."

by Juan Nutt March 16, 2011