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Matt: " Check out that little Italian dude putting the moves on that hot American breezy! "
Jimmy: " What a tool. "
Matt: " No... just a Euro! "
Matt: " Yeah. A 5 foot 3 europeeon. "
Jimmy: " I bet he's got a HUMMER. "
Jimmy: " What a tool. "
Matt: " No... just a Euro! "
Matt: " Yeah. A 5 foot 3 europeeon. "
Jimmy: " I bet he's got a HUMMER. "
by Juan Nutt October 30, 2011
Get the europeeon mug.Craig: Hey Johnny. Why is Tone going to Syria?
Johnny Lovebone: I dunna know?... Probably just taking a vacation with Steve.
Craig: With kids???
Johnny Lovebone: Hell ya!!!
Craig: Wow! That's cool.
Johnny Lovebine: Damn right. I don't give a FUCK!!!
Craig: He is SOOOOOO gay.
Johnny Lovebone: Duh? Did you see his socks?
Craig: I sure did. What a homo. Looks like the vanilla isis will be utilising his mouth as a Guantanamo purse.
Johnny Lovebone: Ho Eazaaaay!!!
Johnny Lovebone: I dunna know?... Probably just taking a vacation with Steve.
Craig: With kids???
Johnny Lovebone: Hell ya!!!
Craig: Wow! That's cool.
Johnny Lovebine: Damn right. I don't give a FUCK!!!
Craig: He is SOOOOOO gay.
Johnny Lovebone: Duh? Did you see his socks?
Craig: I sure did. What a homo. Looks like the vanilla isis will be utilising his mouth as a Guantanamo purse.
Johnny Lovebone: Ho Eazaaaay!!!
by Juan nutt April 14, 2015
Get the vanilla isis mug.Craig: Hey Bob, how's your chowder bullets?
Bob: My what???
Craig: Your chowder bullets.
Bob: What are chowder bullets?
Craig: I don't know but they're all over your back.
Bob: My what???
Craig: Your chowder bullets.
Bob: What are chowder bullets?
Craig: I don't know but they're all over your back.
by Juan Nutt April 1, 2011
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El Toro- " She sure has a pretty mouth!"
Ray- " Yeah...she might not have starred in "Deliverance", but she knows how to work the land snorkel."
Ray- " Yeah...she might not have starred in "Deliverance", but she knows how to work the land snorkel."
by Juan Nutt March 23, 2011
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Craig: Damn. Look at her over there
J Love: Awwwrightttt!
Craig: She's keeping it THICK.
J Love: She's keeping it REAL.
Craig: She's keeping it REAL THICK!
J Love: Hell ya!
J Love: Cut me a piece.
J Love: Awwwrightttt!
Craig: She's keeping it THICK.
J Love: She's keeping it REAL.
Craig: She's keeping it REAL THICK!
J Love: Hell ya!
J Love: Cut me a piece.
by Juan Nutt October 8, 2015
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Craig-" Well, I only called my wife a bitch and she straight kicked me in the yam yams."
Nash-" Damn, what a bitch."
Craig-" Well, I only called my wife a bitch and she straight kicked me in the yam yams."
Nash-" Damn, what a bitch."
by Juan Nutt March 16, 2011
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