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shenanigans man

That friend of yours who gets everyone else in trouble.
Shenanigans Man got me to crash that bachelorette's party last night and now I'm late for work.
by JormanThoad May 23, 2017
mugGet the shenanigans manmug.

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.
"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."
by JormanThoad February 28, 2018
mugGet the one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatremug.

jedisplain

Constantly talking about STAR WARS movies to an uninterested audience.
"Man, Dave will NOT stop jedisplaining about Luke in the last movie. That dude needs a girlfriend."
by JormanThoad May 2, 2018
mugGet the jedisplainmug.

go read a book about india

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.
"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"
by JormanThoad March 2, 2017
mugGet the go read a book about indiamug.

give me my guitar back

When somebody does something unforgivable and irredeemable.
"Goddammit! You slept with my sister, man! Kurtzman, give me my guitar back!"
by JormanThoad September 11, 2018
mugGet the give me my guitar backmug.

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