JormanThoad's definitions

classic brenda

When somebody does something well-within their predictable norms.

Come on, he called in sick to work on his birthday. CLASSIC BRENDA

by JormanThoad December 31, 2016

Is your grandmother Japanese?

Complete disbelief at your lack of situational awareness.

"Oh my God, do you know where you are? Use the handrail on the escalator. Is your grandmother Japanese?"

by JormanThoad December 1, 2020

mister positivity

You know me; I can't complain.

"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."

by JormanThoad July 14, 2020

can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

by JormanThoad July 22, 2020

read the thread

When the question has already been answered.

"Who's the best James Bond? Sean Connery, of course. Read the thread."

by JormanThoad September 14, 2020