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give me my guitar back

When somebody does something unforgivable and irredeemable.
"Goddammit! You slept with my sister, man! Kurtzman, give me my guitar back!"
by JormanThoad September 11, 2018
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go read a book about india

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.
"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"
by JormanThoad March 2, 2017
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shenanigans man

That friend of yours who gets everyone else in trouble.
Shenanigans Man got me to crash that bachelorette's party last night and now I'm late for work.
by JormanThoad May 23, 2017
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allcapslord

That one guy who insists that using all-caps is just emphasis as long as Zuckerberg doesn't have an italics function on Facebook.
"ALLCAPSLORD? Legendary outlaw? He's not yelling, that's just EMPHASIS!"
by JormanThoad May 7, 2019
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Well, I'm a writer.

Said ruefully when no one gets the joke.
No one understands that Shakespeare is just Edwardian Cinemax? Well, I'm a writer.
by JormanThoad November 13, 2018
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