JormanThoad's definitions

jedisplain

Constantly talking about STAR WARS movies to an uninterested audience.

"Man, Dave will NOT stop jedisplaining about Luke in the last movie. That dude needs a girlfriend."

by JormanThoad May 2, 2018

give me my guitar back

When somebody does something unforgivable and irredeemable.

"Goddammit! You slept with my sister, man! Kurtzman, give me my guitar back!"

by JormanThoad September 11, 2018

go read a book about india

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.

"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"

by JormanThoad March 2, 2017

donuts and whiskey

Sarcastic response to a query as to acceptable payment for a job.

"Are you kidding? I'd do that for donuts and whiskey."

by JormanThoad March 10, 2017

explanation is joke murder

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017