Jorge's definitions

hard on

Erect penis; see: boner

Long Dong Silver could never get a real hard on, because his penis was so long.

by Jorge December 6, 2002

4x4

Four gears, four wheel drive.

I finally finished my dodge, it's a keen 4x4.

by Jorge November 26, 2006

wad

An amount (generally one ejaculation) of male semen.

I just shot a wad in the shower.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

going commando

1. To fuck a woman without a condom

1. Dude, she was hot for it last night, but I didn't have a rubber so I had to go commando

by jorge February 15, 2005

breffis

1. Breakfast. The first and most important meal of the day.

Hey Ruffus ... what you say, me and you go for breffis at the IHOP?

by Jorge September 17, 2005

felatio

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.

Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

klugle

A P-08 Luger pistol, a favorite sidearm of Klansmen that relects their unique American values and politics.

Brandishing his klugle before the crowd, Grand Wizard Purifoy preached tolerance, "We ain't got nothing against Jews, just them SOB's what killed Christ; we ain't got nothing against non-whites, just them what's got the mark of Cain; got nothing against Catholics either, just don't trust folks who don't eat red meat on Friday."

by jorge August 9, 2003