Jorge's definitions

cochofle

Spanish, In Puerto Rico. Cuero, Putita easy usually non good looking girl.

Christina Aguilera es un cochofle.

by jorge February 25, 2005

gizzard

when someone has a very fat neck and it looks as if they have 2 chins

Lift your chin, child! That is a gigantuos gizzard!

by Jorge February 16, 2005

cap

V. The truncation of "bust a cap". Which is to "shoot" in urban slang.

"Bust a cap" is the current bastardization of a 19th century hrase in which a person would 'bust a cap', that is to say, bust the cap of their flint lock weapon.

I'm finna bust a cap in your ass.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

malomar

the fat kid you used to sit next to in school who would always jack off into your pencil case while he was thinking about bean burritos and double quarter pounders being pumped into his bloodstream via an I.V drip on account of he didnt have the physical strength or endurance to eat orally (except for his mums shit).

"look at that malomar"

by Jorge May 22, 2004

mecha

Spanish slang used in Central America for gun, weapon, revolver.

Hey Carlos.. if you're gonna go to the Casino, you better hide your mecha real well.. those bastards will surely search you!

by Jorge February 19, 2004

chocha

vulgar noun, Puerto Rican for "vagina."

Mira! Se le ve la chocha dentro de la falda!
Translation: Look! You can see her vagina through the skirt.

by Jorge April 4, 2003

twinkin'

The act of staring at a person or just into space. Your chin must be down and your mouth hanging open with your eyes wide and your head slightly tilted. This term also applies to a person when they wear clothing that is too small and their fat hangs out.

Betty: "Susan, stop twinkin'."
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He already had his Thanksgiving dinner, he doesn't want your rolls."

by Jorge June 17, 2005