Jorge's definitions

felatio

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.

Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

malomar

the fat kid you used to sit next to in school who would always jack off into your pencil case while he was thinking about bean burritos and double quarter pounders being pumped into his bloodstream via an I.V drip on account of he didnt have the physical strength or endurance to eat orally (except for his mums shit).

"look at that malomar"

by Jorge May 22, 2004

paniqueo

Spanish slang, to panic. Or to get paranoid, like when one is stoned, or scared.

"Lo agarro su mama puñeteandosela y se paniqueo."

by Jorge September 9, 2003

chocha

Well, in Argentina when a woman is happy, we say "she is chocha" and when a man is happy for something we say "hey,you´re so chocho today"

I passed the exam, I´m chocho!! (male style)

by Jorge January 28, 2003

salvatrucha

Term referring to the notorious "Mara Salvatrucha 13" gang.

Hey homes, do you know where the fuck you are?.. This is salvatrucha territory.

by Jorge February 19, 2004

twinkin'

The act of staring at a person or staring into space. Your chin must be down with your mouth open, your head slightly titled, and your eyes wide. This term can also apply to one who wears clothing that is too small and their fat hangs out.

Betty: "Susan, stop twinkin'"
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He already had his thanksgiving dinner. He doesn't want to see your rolls."

by Jorge June 18, 2005

gizzard

when someone has a very fat neck and it looks as if they have 2 chins

Lift your chin, child! That is a gigantuos gizzard!

by Jorge February 16, 2005