JonathanChance's definitions

Bandit

An aerial radar contact that is confirmed to be hostile.

Bandits! Bandits! 3 o'clock low, Checkerboard Squadron, roll in and engage with AMRAAMs!

by JonathanChance October 6, 2003

The Hire

A series of short films put out by BMW in 2001-2002 featuring various BMW models. These films starred British actor Clive Owen as a driver for hire.

If you haven't seen The Hire series, you are really missing out on some great films.

by JonathanChance September 29, 2003

frogmarch

To forcibly make a handcuffed person walk against their will.

The police officers began to frogmarch the suspected kiddie porn kingpin to an awiting squad car.

by JonathanChance October 13, 2003

Piker

One who takes more than his or her fair share.

Grrr, tat fucking lardass piker took the last four pieces of cake!

by JonathanChance September 24, 2003

The Sacred Cow

Name given to the first aircraft used to regularly transport The President of The United States, a C-54 Skymaster. This Aircraft was the forerunner of Air Force One.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

page three girl

A topless or nude woman whose pictures can be found on the third page of British tabloids.

by JonathanChance October 3, 2003

choker

A person who pratices autoerotic asphyxiation or paraphilia, a practice where someone temporarily cuts off their own air supply by means of a ligature or some other sort of self-asphyxiation device during sex or masturbation.

by JonathanChance October 1, 2003