Jon Davis's definitions

IRC

1. Internet Relay Chat
2. Internal Revenue Code

1. I was chatting on IRC last night and this guy sent me a whole bunch of porn.

2. The IRC is a mish-mash of all kinds of drivel that supposedly imposes an income tax.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

federal government

The establishment of an organization of law and office that the several states of the United States of America have agreed to submit to in the effort to maintain partnership and equality with the other states.

The offices and delegation of laws established by the Constitution of the United States of America.

The federal government overstepped its power when it created the Fourteenth Amendment and created created one totalitarian nation out of many states.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

Progressive income tax

An income tax that becomes more and more burdensome and/or complex over time.

Progressive income tax

The "progressive income tax" like the income tax system of the United States of America is one of the ten planks of the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

Internal Revenue Code

26 USC; the 26th title of the United States Code that supposedly establishes a federal income tax.

I studied the Internal Revenue Code for years and I never found any law that makes a local American citizen liable for the income tax!

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

court

1. The act of dating a person with the intent to marry.

2. A game where a black robe and some people in suits and ties dance around and pretend to establish justice on behalf of a terrorized victim of society.

1. I courted her for a while but realized that she wasn't The One.

2. The innocent man went to court and was thrown in prison for five years.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

demigods

Plural of demigod.

Catholics view the saints as demigods.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

tree hugger

A slightly derogatory term describing an employee of a company who stays in the same position for many, many years. This term is usually used in industries such as software engineering where the dynamics of the profession are always changing and it is not unusual for other people in the same field to change jobs every few years. This term was often used in the Silicon Valley during the dot-com bubble (late 1990s).

The opposite of a job hopper is a tree hugger.

by Jon Davis January 1, 2009