4 definitions by John Mc Bastard-Face
A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.
"I am a jizzmonster"
by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003
The thing that looks like a face when you stand in front of a mirror and bend over while looking at your ass from behind yesterday for the first time.
"look at my perennium"
by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003
A monkey that can be used to replace actual human contact while at the same time never complains when you ignore them.
"I have a bunch of lovemonkeys"
by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003