John's definitions

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by John May 13, 2005

Rock

A verb meaning "to wear"

Yo, quit rockin' my shit and get your own style.

by John November 27, 2003

hidden monster

its when u r having sex with a pregnant woman and the baby insde her gives u head

i dont no an examlple

by john December 6, 2003

redneck racing stripes

when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)

Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...

by John February 24, 2006

(adj.) Lag city

The online game you are playing in is way to laggy.

Man, this game game is lag city..

by john December 17, 2004

Pachuka

A thin stick like instrument used to clean resin/tar out of the cone piece of a bong.

Man, you got a pachuka? This billy is blocked...

by John May 13, 2005

lickmyear

virtually licking a dogs penis, while calling a really hot man called tom

damn i called u last night but u were probably just lickmyear-ing

by john February 24, 2005