John's definitions

Walrus

While getting head from a girl, punch her in the stomach as you are cumming, so it will come out of her nose and look like tusks.

Phil tried to beat me up after I gave his girlfriend a Walrus.

by John January 14, 2005

crapcast

It means that comcast is crap:Crapcast.
or Comcrap.

I hate crapcast. They suck.

by John May 13, 2005

indian giver

A person who gives someone something, then wants it back!

Knoller loves to be an indian giver.

by John January 24, 2005

spoonjuice

spoonjuice is also a planet within the bluespoon region of cycojuice

hey dude lets fly to the spoon

by john May 22, 2003

ass cave

When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.

Forte gets turned on by a rotten ass cave.

by John December 26, 2003

asschap

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

by John May 13, 2005

Butt Mustard

The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.

Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.

by John November 12, 2003