John's definitions

funk

Slang word for Crack-Cocaine

This junkie bitch loves that funk

by John December 25, 2003

Gap

Trendy clothes made in miserable labor conditions.

Gap is fucking stupid.

by John September 5, 2003

Retro Revival

A group of musicians from as early as 2001 until the present. Commonly swing guitar brands such as Rickenbacker, in both guitar and bass. Dress like twat wannabe 50's bands. Watch as they play live and struggle to play their instruments and look up at the audience at the same time. Many 'muso' wannabe's listen to Retro Revival, such as Henry Bilinsky. Band's are often formed by eastern suburb private school boys, and in turn a garage band is born and thus coined "retro revival". RR bands are a favourite at various Sydney gay clubs.

Franz Ferdinand, Jet, The Eels.

by john January 3, 2005

celerborn

a complete idiot that forces his opinions on to you through stupidity. an ass

that piece of shit celerborn should be a lord, so we can call him lord ass.

by john May 6, 2005

Butt Mustard

The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.

Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.

by John November 12, 2003

ass cave

When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.

Forte gets turned on by a rotten ass cave.

by John December 26, 2003

george w bush

A reason to move to Canada.

I can't take four more years of dingus ruining our country, I'm moving to Canada!

by John September 1, 2004