John's definitions

liver lips

lips belonging to a 3 footed moose who violently chews the noses off of it's victims. Yeah. very scary.

As Jessy walked through the crowd with her liver lips, many innocent people lost their noses.

by john May 2, 2003

putwar

reference to a vagina

1.Dan, you are such a putwar.
2.Damn it smells like putwar in this place.

by john May 13, 2005

Sweden

the country that is continuously being joked about by danes, norwegians and finns alike!

sweden= cheap knockoff of other scandi countries

by John May 13, 2005

(adj.) Lag city

The online game you are playing in is way to laggy.

Man, this game game is lag city..

by john December 17, 2004

edutastic

learning, teaching ones self. while have a good time
educational and fun!

Reading the Hardie Boys is Edutastic.
While watching the cammel be born and come out of the goo and fluid i was having an edutastic time!

by John November 2, 2004

fallen angel

a person rejected by god

john is a fallen angel

by john March 19, 2004

fo shizzle mah nizzle

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother"

see what I mean man?
fo shizzle ma nizzle

by John June 23, 2004