49 definitions by John R.

bareback

vaginal penetration sex without a condom barrier

She told me that she had passed thru menopause, a whole year without a period, that I needn't use a condom. I mounted her slowly, getting further in by an inch with each thrust. "oh, this is my first bareback sex in 15 years, she said langorously. Fuck me, John, come for me.

by John R. December 9, 2003

count

misproninciation of "cunt"

She been scratchin' her count.

by John R. December 9, 2003

Bird

beaver, twat, cunt

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, meaning a cum-shot in the bird is better than 2 cum-shots over the tits or on the belly (beaver)

by John R. December 10, 2003

Bird

twat, cunt, labia, vagina, you get the idea....a women's genitalia

I was a virgin until Bob mounted my bird.

by John R. December 10, 2003

coconut milk

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.

I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.

by John R. December 5, 2003

reservoir tip

the closed end of a (male) condom; the diameter of the condom is greatly reduced for the last 1/2-to-3/4".This small chamber reduces the pressure of semen in the end of the condom, reducing the risk of the condom breaking.

She squashed the reservoir tip of the condom with her thumb and forefinger as she rolled the 'lube' onto his erect penis.

by John R. December 9, 2003

frenulum

the sensitive area on a penis where the head (glans) and the shaft meet on the bottom side.

After years of boring blowjobs she knelt in front of me and tongued my frenulum;it was the quickest that I had ever gotten off !

by John R. December 9, 2003