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by Joey Schwartzman January 6, 2006
Get the choccie starfish mug.A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
Are you or is someone you know an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER? If so, that means that you/they poop at work and are damn proud of it!
by Joey Schwartzman January 23, 2006
Get the Out Of The Closet Pooper mug.BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?
BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?
BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?
BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.
BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?
BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?
BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.
by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006
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Get the winkin' stinkin' starfish mug.Puppy in "Retarded Animal Babies," in the episode "Fucky Fucksgiving": If you say one more FUCKING WORD about some movie with a Red Rocket BB Gun or whatever, I swear to Christ I'll ass-rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders!
by Joey Schwartzman December 19, 2005
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Get the bone-on mug.The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.
The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.
by Joey Schwartzman May 31, 2005
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