Definitions by Joe Slang

smurv 

a name of a person(s) on Final Fantasy XI, usually on the fairy server. this type of person is known to be very gay, and come up with the worst comments. he is also known to give virtual "blow jobs" for 1k gil.

OMG, your such a SMURV!

smurv by Joe Slang June 3, 2004

freek-a-shit

when ur having sex and ur partner asks u to take a shit on his or her face.

I asked Kiki to freek-a-shit on me when we were almost over with sex.

freek-a-shit by Joe Slang March 10, 2004

conyo 

Spanish

I. Literally, translates to what has sometimes been termed the most obscene word in the English language "cunt"...
II. Usually used as a passionate, emphatic expletive (see fuck!, shit!, damn!, etc...) Significantly more vulgar than "mierda" (shit).

>>Conyo, hombre, ella sabe!

Transl.: FUCK man, she knows!

etc..

conyo by Joe Slang December 28, 2003

fornicate 

To procreate, have sex, engage in coitus, etc.

Very akin to fuck

see also copulate

In court, on the witness stand

Prosecution: What led you to beleive the defendant was violent?

Witness: The defendant smashed up my car and told me to fornicate myself.

fornicate by Joe Slang December 28, 2003