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Oprah

1) A god to the Middle-aged Stay at Home White Women tribe, who's word is law to said tribe.
2) Steadman's Sugar Mama
I don't want to stop eating beef, but Oprah mandates it.

"Steadman, get your ass in here and clip my toe nails" said Oprah
by Joe Friday July 20, 2005
mugGet the Oprahmug.

Opie and Anthony

1)The show that makes my XM radio worth it's subscription price.
2) A radio show in which nothing is sacred....and thats why I love it.
Opie and Anthony get the WOW sticker, do you hear me? Opie and Anthony get the WOW sticker!

Jim Norton, from the Opie and Anthony show, likes paying women to shit on his chest.
by Joe Friday July 20, 2005
mugGet the Opie and Anthonymug.

tofu

Soybean Protien.
Usually comsumed by hippies, chicks with arm pit hair, health freaks, animal lovers, pain in the ass vegetarians, homos, mimes and loud mouthed celebrities who want to get there fat ugly heads on my TV.
Madonna says I have to eat tofu or baby seals will be slaughtered.

Tofu goes great with veal.
by Joe Friday July 21, 2005
mugGet the tofumug.

Pantera

1) Dimebag Darrell was the guitarist of Pantera, until some jag-off shot him.
by Joe Friday July 19, 2005
mugGet the Panteramug.

reggaeton

1)Spanish for "Un-listenable."
2)Officially the worst music ever created. The Music gods should put a curse of locusts and frogs on whatever country invented it. Bob Marley spins in his grave as we speak because they used the word "Reggae" to name such a horrible genre of music.
1) "I would rather listen to a cat being butt raped with a shard of broken glass than listen to reggaeton"

2) "Listening to reggaeton makes me want to burn things"
by Joe Friday July 19, 2005
mugGet the reggaetonmug.

Alex Trebec

1) The host of T.V.'s Jeopardy
2) A Canadian.
That Alex Trebec is one smart Canadian
by Joe Friday July 19, 2005
mugGet the Alex Trebecmug.

weed

see marijuana
1) Sweet sweet Cheeba.
2) The best plant on God's green Earth.
3)The drug all other drugs want to be.
4) The inspiration for such great entertainment as Half Baked, The Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cypress Hill's music, Rastafarianism, Cheech and Chong, and the Gettysburgh Address.
by Joe Friday July 20, 2005
mugGet the weedmug.

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