Oprah

1) A god to the Middle-aged Stay at Home White Women tribe, who's word is law to said tribe.
2) Steadman's Sugar Mama

I don't want to stop eating beef, but Oprah mandates it.

"Steadman, get your ass in here and clip my toe nails" said Oprah

by Joe Friday July 20, 2005

tofu

Soybean Protien.
Usually comsumed by hippies, chicks with arm pit hair, health freaks, animal lovers, pain in the ass vegetarians, homos, mimes and loud mouthed celebrities who want to get there fat ugly heads on my TV.

Madonna says I have to eat tofu or baby seals will be slaughtered.

Tofu goes great with veal.

by Joe Friday July 21, 2005

Opie and Anthony

1)The show that makes my XM radio worth it's subscription price.
2) A radio show in which nothing is sacred....and thats why I love it.

Opie and Anthony get the WOW sticker, do you hear me? Opie and Anthony get the WOW sticker!

Jim Norton, from the Opie and Anthony show, likes paying women to shit on his chest.

by Joe Friday July 20, 2005

Pantera

1) Cowboys From Hell
2) Texas metal at it's best

1) Dimebag Darrell was the guitarist of Pantera, until some jag-off shot him.

by Joe Friday July 19, 2005

made my bones

To earn respect in the Mafia underworld by commiting some sort of crime, usually murder.

Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene, I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders.

by Joe Friday July 21, 2005

reggaeton

1)Spanish for "Un-listenable."
2)Officially the worst music ever created. The Music gods should put a curse of locusts and frogs on whatever country invented it. Bob Marley spins in his grave as we speak because they used the word "Reggae" to name such a horrible genre of music.

1) "I would rather listen to a cat being butt raped with a shard of broken glass than listen to reggaeton"

2) "Listening to reggaeton makes me want to burn things"

by Joe Friday July 19, 2005

Pink Floyd

Artists who gave us such incredible pieces of music as Dark Side of the Moon The Wall and Wish you Were Here. No doubt in 200 years Pink Floyd will be studied and revered as Motzart and Beethoven are today.

Get a nickle bag, a #3 from McDonalds, and a Pink Floyd album, and oh what a night you'll have.

by Joe Friday July 21, 2005