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phillip

To fill-up. See Tea bag.
Yo phillip on my nuts.
by Jimmy June 13, 2006
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girl gamer

A rare species of female which makes up less than .02% of the population. Under most circumstances an uggo or is really fat.

There is an even rarer subsect of girl gamer which is actually somewhat good looking to average (rating 6.0 and above). This group makes up less than 15% of the girl gamer population.

This is one predominant form of girl gamer in their society: the male gamer masquerading as a girl gamer. They make up over 33% of the population.

The girl gamer usually has an inferiority complex and will try like mad to kill you in her game of choice, but can't because of her inferior fingers. Confront with caution, as a girl gamer is able to let out a battlecry which will attract all the pitiful nerds to her position to attack you verbally.

Another note of caution is this: if you find a "girl gamer" who is willing to cyber with you, it is probably a man using a female alias in order to masturbate to your replies.
I was playing CS and there was this "girl gamer". I witnessed a rather amusing mating ritual in which 10 nerds surrounded her, protecting this "female" from opposing fire.
by Jimmy April 16, 2005
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twanger

a guitar, especially an electric one.

-can also refer to the player of said guitar.
"man that twanger can play voodoo chile on that twanger, note for note, just like Jimi could!"
by jimmy November 8, 2003
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pr0jekt and sm0g

the two most elite haxors on the intrANeTZZ0r, LIKE OMG STFU WE'LL OWN JOO WITH OUR ZERO DAYZ
pr0jekt and sm0g just defaced fbi.gov unf unf
by Jimmy June 22, 2003
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swami

by jimmy November 24, 2003
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queef

by Jimmy September 17, 2003
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teri gaand mein haathi ka lund!

Hindi for:
An elephants cock is in your ass.
Doctor: Sooo what seems to be the problem here? Lets have a look. Holy fook! Teri gaand mein haathi ka lund!

What the hell is that all ABOOT?
by Jimmy February 18, 2003
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