Jim Jones's definitions

Laze

to be lazy,to do very little work.

Guy 1: I only work for 6 hours this week.
Guy 2: Laze!

by Jim Jones January 11, 2003

good friday

Has something to do with Jesus Christ. You are not supposed to eat meat on this day.

Hey Sean, Today is Good Friday. Lets BBQ these fat ass T-Bone Steaks. Also, bring over those pork ribs. Thems is delicious!

by Jim Jones April 27, 2006

colorado academy

CA is way cooler than Kent so get used to it.

Kent Cant touch CA in sports.

by jim jones March 28, 2005

tossed salad

eating ass.
licking someones asshole

I love to soss salad in prison. It keeps me safe.

by jim jones January 25, 2005

kona

the most shitty bikes made

look im 14 i have no lyf so i ride my bike all day cause im so stupid that sall i no how to do!

by jim jones September 4, 2003

home skillet

Getto term for white boy accountant.

He be a home skillet up in this hizouse, Word to your mother.

by Jim Jones July 2, 2004

Yellow Elephant

A Republican who screamed bloody murder for a war with Iraq; but now that we don't have enough troops, has a million excuses for why they can't sign up.

Rush Limbaugh, Andrew Sullivan, Ann Coulter, the staff of the National Review, everyone at FoxNews, College Republicans, Young Republicans, etc.

by Jim Jones September 18, 2005