Jim Jones's definitions

Yellow Elephant

A Republican who screamed bloody murder for a war with Iraq; but now that we don't have enough troops, has a million excuses for why they can't sign up.

Rush Limbaugh, Andrew Sullivan, Ann Coulter, the staff of the National Review, everyone at FoxNews, College Republicans, Young Republicans, etc.

by Jim Jones September 18, 2005

home skillet

Getto term for white boy accountant.

He be a home skillet up in this hizouse, Word to your mother.

by Jim Jones July 2, 2004

Ulmer

A sex machine that knows how to pound the pussy, he is usually very chill and likes to smoke pot. He is very sexy and handsome. He has a very large penis

Girl: I was with an Ulmer last night
Other girl: I wish I could have been with him. Did y'all get high and get crazy
Girl: yeah we did it was crazy and amazing

by Jim jones February 8, 2013

tossed salad

eating ass.
licking someones asshole

I love to soss salad in prison. It keeps me safe.

by jim jones January 25, 2005

good friday

Has something to do with Jesus Christ. You are not supposed to eat meat on this day.

Hey Sean, Today is Good Friday. Lets BBQ these fat ass T-Bone Steaks. Also, bring over those pork ribs. Thems is delicious!

by Jim Jones April 27, 2006

forever

a fuckin' long time.

When I say forever, forever is what I mean. A long fuckin' time.

by Jim Jones April 22, 2006

Laze

to be lazy,to do very little work.

Guy 1: I only work for 6 hours this week.
Guy 2: Laze!

by Jim Jones January 11, 2003