Jersey Kid's definitions

joisey

How us New Jersey people DONT say Jersey
We say Jurzee, see New Jersey accent
Not even people in North Jersey say it that way
Not even my cousins from NY say it
We have 8 million residents, do you really think all of them say "Joisey"? If you do than your dumb as hell.

I bet 90% of you who make fun of us have never been to New Jersey, and I bet I could make fun of your state but I don't cause I'm not some ignorant fuck who makes up shit.
NO ONE SAYS JOISEY.

by Jersey Kid March 22, 2008

crunk

1) State of Being crazy drunk due to alcohol
2) Genre of Music from Atlanta, Georgia see Lil Jon
3) Overused substitute for cool

1) Man I got so crunk at that party I drank too much vodka
2) I love Crunk, Lil Jon is fuckin awesome, REPPIN' THE ATL
3) Oh my god Sally that outfit is sooooo crunk

by jersey kid December 23, 2007

Las vegas

Why does everyone hate Las Vegas? Have you ever even been there? The hotels are nothing short of amazing, roman palaces, Egyptian pyrmaids, Parisian Castles, transformed into Modern Hotels. The Club scene is off the wall, and the hotel pools are the best. Sure, there are ghetto parts of the city of sin but what city doesn't have that? Don't write a definition if you've never been there.

Stop hating on Las Vegas, people could do the same thing to where your from.

by Jersey Kid January 21, 2008

represent

To give homage to where your from, usually with a nickname like Motor City, an area code like 305 or just saying the name like The Bronx.

I represent New Jersey and Manhattan

by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008

epic movie

Don't get me wrong, I love parodies but this was pretty crappy. It had little humor and was more for the 11 - 13 age group.

I love scary movie, mad tv, and other parodies but epic movie was boring as shit.

by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008

native american

People who migrated from Asia to the continents of North and South America. They don't all live in tee pees, that is only in the Southwest of North America. They have different tradtions and unique culture and language. One idiot posted "omg I hate white ppl cuz Im lyke 35% Native American, I wanna like kill white ppl". Just because a group of White people killed Native Americans does NOT speak for all white people, especially those of the modern day.

Idiot: "Omg I'm like 2% native american fuck white ppl"

Real Native American: "If your only 2% than your more white or than you are native american. Also not all Native Americans hated whites/europeans. They did trade with them and actually did co-exist equally for a while. Yes, white people stole our land, more specifically ENGLISH and SPANISH. Would you blame an Italian or a Russian for stealing your land even though they had nothing to do with the colonization of America?

by jersey kid December 24, 2007

jersey

Why do you think New Jersey is full of trash? Is it because we have 8 million residents, we have beaches, and forests? Is it because Red Man, Queen latifah, Derek Jeter, Kevin Jonas and a lot of other famous people are from here. Is it because your scared to go to Camden, the nation's most dangerous city? Is it because you can't afford to live in our rich area's like Bergen County? Maybe it's because you've only seen the outskirts of North Jersey? Maybe it's because you've never been to LBI?

Hater: New Jersey is filled with trash.

Me: Well if your so secure with where your from than why do you feel the need to make up lies about other places that you've never been to?

by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008