Jenn's definitions

A Dick in the Ass

1. very much like a "slap in the face" but far more foul.

2. getting screwed/dicked over.

3. an insult

first guy: "Dude , she cheated on you with your brother..."
second guy: "that is such a dick in the ass."

by jenn February 2, 2005

goldschlager

true it is a cinammon schnapps with 83% alchol by volume... true it contains true 18K gold flakes... have you ever heard of the off-brand "gold strike"... it is 100-proof with all of the genuine gold flakes, but the slight disadvantage to you conscience of being priced much less than goldschlager...most state stores have it in stock (at least in the south)... u just have to ask for them to get out of the back room

as much as i like goldschlager, i think we can step up the party with that 100 proof discount version (gold strike)...yeah... take me home now
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by jenn August 28, 2004

D.D.A.M.

Orginization, Drunk Drivers Against Mothers, MADD's opposition group

"wanna buy a cookie, the proceeds go to support my Dad's action group DDAM"

by Jenn May 13, 2005

R. Kelly

A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.

"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."

by JENN May 26, 2004

DMB

An abbreviation for the Dave Matthews Band. Formed in early 1991, the band consists of Boyd Tinsley, Dave Matthews, Carter Beauford, Stefan Lessard, and Leroi Moore. They are staples of the summer concert touring season and are well known among pop and jam band fans alike.

Crash is one of DMB's most well known songs.

by Jenn May 13, 2005

perfs

Short for "perfect"

"Let's have lunch at Chipotle tomorrow."

"Perfs!!"

by Jenn June 11, 2006

narf

1. one who resembles a turtle.
2. someone under the age of 15, and has a moustache & beard with patches of missing hair in it.
3. a person with facial deformities, as a result of their mothers abusing drugs while pregnancy.
4. a word that suggests "fooling around."

"damn, girl, look at that narf!"

by jenn May 13, 2005