Jenn's definitions

DMB

An abbreviation for the Dave Matthews Band. Formed in early 1991, the band consists of Boyd Tinsley, Dave Matthews, Carter Beauford, Stefan Lessard, and Leroi Moore. They are staples of the summer concert touring season and are well known among pop and jam band fans alike.

Crash is one of DMB's most well known songs.

by Jenn May 13, 2005

D.D.A.M.

Orginization, Drunk Drivers Against Mothers, MADD's opposition group

"wanna buy a cookie, the proceeds go to support my Dad's action group DDAM"

by Jenn May 13, 2005

goldschlager

true it is a cinammon schnapps with 83% alchol by volume... true it contains true 18K gold flakes... have you ever heard of the off-brand "gold strike"... it is 100-proof with all of the genuine gold flakes, but the slight disadvantage to you conscience of being priced much less than goldschlager...most state stores have it in stock (at least in the south)... u just have to ask for them to get out of the back room

as much as i like goldschlager, i think we can step up the party with that 100 proof discount version (gold strike)...yeah... take me home now
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by jenn August 28, 2004

R. Kelly

A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.

"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."

by JENN May 26, 2004

trog

A label given to people who are different from mainstream society, often confused with goths, usually like rock or alternative music (but appreciate any good music), dress as individuals, the males are often into extreme sports. Often very creative, be it musically or artistically. (And you wonder why there are so many good rock bands) They hate scallies, townies, trendies, 'the popular kids', and all of the other materialistic and fake groups.

Scally: "Eeeeeeerr, yer f*ckin trog!"
Trog: "I would rather be a so-called 'trog' than a braindead scally with no life or future, get away from me and go steal from the co-op, or whatever it was you were born to do."

by Jenn December 15, 2003

techtarded

Relating to a person or situation that is technologically impaired.

You can't figure out how to turn on your Ipod? How techtarded can you be?

by Jenn March 31, 2005

bong

the best tool for smokeing pot

by Jenn May 27, 2003