54 definitions by JenThe80'sFan

landclammer

A person who rummages through trash/garage sale "free" boxes for buried gold (i.e. empty bottles, copper, scrap aluminum, broken household goods, etc.) in the middle of the night.

See Also: trash picker

Jen: Hey. What should we do with these empties?

Derek: Throw them out in the front so the landclammers can get them; they'll be gone by morning.

Jen: Sweet. Can I throw my aluminum siding and broken laserdisc player out there, too?

Derek: Yeah. Knock yourself out.

by JenThe80'sFan June 3, 2008

cocaine

A drug that is so important that you lie to the people that you love and steal from the people that trust you in order to get high.

I will never do cocaine. I would never want to put someone through what I've been through.

by JenThe80'sFan August 2, 2004

secret

Something you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.

I thought that your crush on JT was supposed to be a secret.

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

by JenThe80'sFan May 12, 2004

I was drunk

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

by JenThe80'sFan September 30, 2004

murder death kill

From the movie demolition man. Said in context of something being particularly bad for you.

Try this bacon lard cheese dip, it's murder death kill.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

ragegarden

see audioslave.

Grunge Fan: What's the name of that band that those guys were in without the other guy, and then spoonman showed up and became the lead singer? ragegarden?

Informed MTV Viewer: I think you mean Audioslave.

Grunge Face: Um.... sure. It sucks, anyway.

by JenThe80'sFan June 18, 2004

fat joe

Giant man who licks the bottoms of sneakers, and has many fat men lurking around his house.

Rather than taking the advice of his nutritionist, Fat Joe prefers to lick the bottoms of sneakers because they taste like migrant childrens' sweat.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004