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Getting ready for No nut November.
The act of intensly masturbating or having sex to dispose a bodily fluid.
Most people release 3 to 5 times, while some do more.
The last ejaculation is typically at 23:59, October 31th, just before midnight.
You should try not to go over 24:00. That will make you fail no nut november, and followingly destroy dick December.
The act of intensly masturbating or having sex to dispose a bodily fluid.
Most people release 3 to 5 times, while some do more.
The last ejaculation is typically at 23:59, October 31th, just before midnight.
You should try not to go over 24:00. That will make you fail no nut november, and followingly destroy dick December.
Guy 1: I did it right over 24:00! How could I fail no nut november before I even tried!
Guy 2: Well, you did success Heck hard halloween.
Guy 1: I mean ANYONE can do heck hard halloween...
Guy 2: Well, you did success Heck hard halloween.
Guy 1: I mean ANYONE can do heck hard halloween...
by Jekr December 10, 2018
Get the Heck hard halloween mug.1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.
2. Something that doesn`t exist.
3. Something frustrating to calculate.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.
2. Something that doesn`t exist.
3. Something frustrating to calculate.
1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...
2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!
3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...
2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!
3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.
by Jekr December 10, 2018
Get the zero times infinity mug.Ex1) We have to have bareback sex to save humanity from being extinct!
Ex2) Great. Now that you`re impregnated, I`ll go and help another being`s DNA from getting extinct.
Ex3) If you are a vigin, please do not help humans to get extinct!
Ex2) Great. Now that you`re impregnated, I`ll go and help another being`s DNA from getting extinct.
Ex3) If you are a vigin, please do not help humans to get extinct!
by Jekr December 9, 2018
Get the Extinct mug.Describes someone who is obese enough to have folds in their belly.
The sharp folds inside are considered a singularity, and the function is not 'well behaved' at that point.
Typically a woman.
The sharp folds inside are considered a singularity, and the function is not 'well behaved' at that point.
Typically a woman.
Ex1)
The non differentiable sat on a chair. The chair snapped in two.
The manager of the beach sued the non differentiable woman to pay for the chair.
The non differentiable sued the beach for injury.
The court decided that it was the non differentiable`s fault, and banned her to go to beaches.
Ex2) Some people like having sex with non differentiables. I can`t understand why they would do that gross stuff.
The non differentiable sat on a chair. The chair snapped in two.
The manager of the beach sued the non differentiable woman to pay for the chair.
The non differentiable sued the beach for injury.
The court decided that it was the non differentiable`s fault, and banned her to go to beaches.
Ex2) Some people like having sex with non differentiables. I can`t understand why they would do that gross stuff.
by Jekr December 9, 2018
Get the non differentiable mug.The most potent chemical known to humankind.
It was discovered in trace amounts of ALL of the people who were in cancer.
93% of who were exposed to this toxin are dead.
The survivers will also die.
The human body, when introduced this toxin stockpiles it in the liver, making it hard to get out of the body.
Few people have the ability to excrete this substance, some genetically.
Some organisms which have adapted have a strange thing called 'mitochondria' are able to break down this substance, breaking down two adenosine triphosphate molecules into adenosine diphosphate and deadly phosphoric acid.
It is also known to help the reproduction of mosquitoes.
It aids the process of losing DNA information at the end of the chain.
Unlike cyanide, there is no known antidote.
I warn you not to get close to this material, as it can slowly kill you.
If you have been contaminated, such as I am, you will die for sure.
It was discovered in trace amounts of ALL of the people who were in cancer.
93% of who were exposed to this toxin are dead.
The survivers will also die.
The human body, when introduced this toxin stockpiles it in the liver, making it hard to get out of the body.
Few people have the ability to excrete this substance, some genetically.
Some organisms which have adapted have a strange thing called 'mitochondria' are able to break down this substance, breaking down two adenosine triphosphate molecules into adenosine diphosphate and deadly phosphoric acid.
It is also known to help the reproduction of mosquitoes.
It aids the process of losing DNA information at the end of the chain.
Unlike cyanide, there is no known antidote.
I warn you not to get close to this material, as it can slowly kill you.
If you have been contaminated, such as I am, you will die for sure.
by Jekr December 9, 2018
Get the Glucose mug.When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!
Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.
If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a
contradiction.
So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!
Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.
If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a
contradiction.
So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
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