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A very badly written sword and sorcery novella. It was written in the 1970s by 16-year-old Jim Theis and features the adventures of a wandering swordsman called Grignr. While the story does in fact have a plot to it -- a very standard one much like the Conan the Barbarian stories -- it is so badly executed that it has passed into the legends of science fiction fandom.
A scintillating, many fauceted scarlet emerald, a brilliant gem seeming to possess a life all of its own. A priceless gleaming stone, capable of domineering the wealth of conquering empires...the eye of Argon.
by Jay Young July 16, 2008
Get the The Eye of Argonmug. by Jay Young March 19, 2014
Get the dripmug. by Jay Young April 18, 2005
Get the pluralmug. The hero of a series of short stories, novellas and one novel by pulp fiction author Robert E. Howard (1906-1936). Conan is a wandering swordsman whose travels take him into improbable adventures with scheming wizards and lusty wenches. The stories take place on Earth, in pre-Atlantean times. These stories pretty much gave birth to the term sword and sorcery for a certain kind of fantasy tale. Learn more about Howard at rehoward.com.
"I was born in the Cimmerian hills where the people are all barbarians. I have been a mercenary soldier, a corsair, a kozak, and a hundred other things. What king has roamed the countries, fought the battles, loved the women, and won the plunder that I have?"
by Jay Young May 24, 2005
Get the Conan the Barbarianmug. n. Pertaining to people who are multiple; The mental position or state of mind in which a person occupies or runs the shared body, interacting with the world-at-large.
v. To be at front; running the body.
v. To be at front; running the body.
by Jay Young April 19, 2005
Get the frontmug. by Jay Young May 8, 2004
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