James Bourne's definitions

K-Tard

another name for the fans of K-mart.

anyone who is a K-mart fan is a K-Tard.

by James Bourne September 14, 2003

knee deep

usually ends with the words "in shit"

I dont have time to deal with you assholes, cause I'm knee deep in shit!

by James Bourne November 2, 2003

Bebopin' Gay Sac

George W. Olson

by James Bourne September 23, 2003

cunnilingus

Oral pleasuring of the female vagina in an attempt to make her cum. Also called Carpet Munching, Dining at the Y, or Enjoying a Tuna Taco.

Dr. Phil said to Oprah," I can't better your life through cunnilingus".

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

memphis

an anchient egyption city that was once the capitol of the civilisation.

King Tut fucked Uncle Funkalunkel's ancester up in Memphis.

by James Bourne February 20, 2004

asshole

Slang for the anal opening. This term is has many functions, either as a term of endearment, or as a graphic description of a potential victim. Sometimes comes in groups called bunches.

"Who let that fucking Asshole in here?"

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

suck me off

HWat the bitch does to my thropbbing cock in order to make it drop a load in her face.

Yo, Bithc," Martin exclaimed," Instead of jamming with that ho, why don't you git your sweet ass over heerre and suck me off!"

by James Bourne September 25, 2003