James Bourne's definitions

mother fucker

what kk and doom classify most of those that exsist around them. assholes like Uncle Funkalunkel fit into this catagory, for they like to talk alot of shit but can not back it up.

That piece of shit Uncle Funkalunkel is one dumb ass mother fucker.

by James Bourne February 18, 2004

Bebopin' Gay Sac

George W. Olson

by James Bourne September 23, 2003

knee deep

usually ends with the words "in shit"

I dont have time to deal with you assholes, cause I'm knee deep in shit!

by James Bourne November 2, 2003

all your ass are belong to us

A gay version of all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us, which is funny, cause the origional is just as gaygaygay.

When Uncle FunkalunkelUncle FunkalunkelUncle Funkalunkel walked into the Blue Oyster Club and saw all the hot leather clad men, he pulled out his wanker and yelled, "all your ass are belong to us!"

by James Bourne March 23, 2004

the cats ass

A niftyier way of saying cool, that is the shit, or this is wonderful. It is also used to say that someone or something is really clever or intelligent.

the guys at holybullshit.com are the cats ass.

by James Bourne February 20, 2004

dawn of the dead

The greatest zombie movie of all time.

I rented dawn of the dead for the hell of it.

by James Bourne September 10, 2003

tome

A nickname for the Bible of Scientific Bullshit. See or visit holybullshit.com fo details.

In order to keep it from derteriating, KK and Doom hid the sacred tome from view.

by James Bourne October 4, 2003