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K-Tard

another name for the fans of K-mart.
anyone who is a K-mart fan is a K-Tard.
by James Bourne September 14, 2003
mugGet the K-Tardmug.

memphis

an anchient egyption city that was once the capitol of the civilisation.
King Tut fucked Uncle Funkalunkel's ancester up in Memphis.
by James Bourne February 20, 2004
mugGet the memphismug.

cunnilingus

Oral pleasuring of the female vagina in an attempt to make her cum. Also called Carpet Munching, Dining at the Y, or Enjoying a Tuna Taco.
Dr. Phil said to Oprah," I can't better your life through cunnilingus".
by James Bourne September 5, 2003
mugGet the cunnilingusmug.

communism

A politcial theory where every person in a society is equal, given all life needs (food, shelter, ect.) equally, and where there is no central governing body or group opf people (hard to have everyone be equal with a few leaders telling the masses what to do).

In theory, the most utopian and 'perfect' of the 3 major social forms.

In practice, can never effectivly happen in practice mainly because tghe average human being needs and desires asome sort of governing structure, whether it be very strict (See facisim ) or very loosly (See anarchist) applied.

This structure tend to fall into a more Socialist social order when applied in the real world. Eventhough the orgionators fo this social order said this structure would be best suited for the large Capitolistic nations of their era (England, USA, ect.), the most noted use of this system was inside the Former Soviet Union and the Peoples Repulic of China.

The Soviet system, though lasting over 7 decades, ended with the country ditching the One Party system for a more Democratic based model after the country practically became bankrupt in 1989. China has grown more Socialist since it's conversion to the Commuinst structure in 1947, mainly do to their laxing, however small, of certain 'communist' ideals for more democratic princliples (such as individualism and ownership of property).
by James Bourne September 27, 2003
mugGet the communismmug.

mother fucker

what kk and doom classify most of those that exsist around them. assholes like Uncle Funkalunkel fit into this catagory, for they like to talk alot of shit but can not back it up.
That piece of shit Uncle Funkalunkel is one dumb ass mother fucker.
by James Bourne February 18, 2004
mugGet the mother fuckermug.

all your ass are belong to us

A gay version of all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us, which is funny, cause the origional is just as gaygaygay.
When Uncle FunkalunkelUncle FunkalunkelUncle Funkalunkel walked into the Blue Oyster Club and saw all the hot leather clad men, he pulled out his wanker and yelled, "all your ass are belong to us!"
by James Bourne March 23, 2004
mugGet the all your ass are belong to usmug.

bastard twat

Computer slang term for a spontanious computer program glitch that results in the computer user showing uncontrolled agression towards the source of said glitch. This phenomina is most often experianced during the enjoyment of recreiational programs, such as video games.
"Fucking Blizzard games are full of so many Bastard Twats that I put my fist trhough the screen!"
by James Bourne September 5, 2003
mugGet the bastard twatmug.

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