James Bourne's definitions

asshole

Slang for the anal opening. This term is has many functions, either as a term of endearment, or as a graphic description of a potential victim. Sometimes comes in groups called bunches.

"Who let that fucking Asshole in here?"

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

K-Tard

another name for the fans of K-mart.

anyone who is a K-mart fan is a K-Tard.

by James Bourne September 14, 2003

mother fucker

what kk and doom classify most of those that exsist around them. assholes like Uncle Funkalunkel fit into this catagory, for they like to talk alot of shit but can not back it up.

That piece of shit Uncle Funkalunkel is one dumb ass mother fucker.

by James Bourne February 18, 2004

all your ass are belong to us

A gay version of all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us, which is funny, cause the origional is just as gaygaygay.

When Uncle FunkalunkelUncle FunkalunkelUncle Funkalunkel walked into the Blue Oyster Club and saw all the hot leather clad men, he pulled out his wanker and yelled, "all your ass are belong to us!"

by James Bourne March 23, 2004

memphis

an anchient egyption city that was once the capitol of the civilisation.

King Tut fucked Uncle Funkalunkel's ancester up in Memphis.

by James Bourne February 20, 2004

bush

The cultivation of public hair around a vagina. Usually used to determine if the female is a natural blonde or a dyed slut. Can get caught in the teeth during cunnilingus, which ususally requires a through teeth shaving. Sometimes becomes a breeding ground for a colonies of unwanted crabs.

"I had a hard time finding her clit cause her Bush was as thick as forest!"

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

we need to talk

Usually what the bitch sais after you dump your load on her face. A very good indicator that you''l be sleeping on the coach and getting no pussy for a long time.

After emptying his sack onto her kisser, Janice told Bob that they 'need to talk.'

by James Bourne September 23, 2003