3 definitions by Jake V

futility

An extremely unintelligent attention whore who enjoys posting radical, unsupported claims on internet fora, then insulting anyone who dares disagree. Sometimes a troll. Frequents www.penny-arcade.com/forums. Takes offense to having his name capitalized.

futility is such troll. Why won't he just give up and die?

by Jake V January 10, 2006

Goldfinger

When a man penetrates a woman's vagina with his finger.

Dude, I'd love to give Mary Liz a good Goldfinger!

by Jake V May 15, 2007

Social Entropy

A subforum of the Peny Arcade forums (www.penny-arcade.com/forums) especially known for it's cocks, dicks, and lol.

Free buttsechs at Social Entropy!!!1!
cocksdicks, lol

by Jake V January 10, 2006