Jake's definitions

piracy

The best thing ever to happen to the music/software industry. The customer's way of telling the corporate whore fatcats that they're charging us too much for low-quality shit.

RIAA should just ralize it's hopeless to stop piracy as long as it supports shitty, no-talent MTV karaoke lipsynchers like NSYNC.

by Jake February 23, 2003

sumo

more of something

We ran out of weed so we had to go downtown and get sumo.

by jake February 21, 2003

cum shot

What comes out of your dick when you're having an orgasm

I squirted a cumshot on my girlfriend's tits right after I fucked her

by Jake February 16, 2003

gnar

A term skiers often us to describe the snow type.

WOW that powder was gnar.

by jake February 8, 2003