Jagohno's definitions

18

When a person finally becomes an adult, they turn 18. If you're American, you can finally have a gun, but you still won't be able to legally drink alcohol for another 3 years.

18 yo: Woah, buying guns was so fun! We should get a drink after this.

Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.

by Jagohno January 13, 2021

1984

Basically this book by George Orwell about "what zero pussy does to a mf" with an authoritarian regime and secret police in the background.

"Where's the part in 1984 where Winston gets banned from Twitter?"

by Jagohno March 7, 2021

Thermomiter

You fucking spelt it wrong. It's "Thermometer." Who even thought "Thermomiter in the first place? Oh yeah. You.

If you're reading this, you spelt it wrong, dumbass.

You: Thermomiter

Everyone else: what

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

Alien

1. An organism in which comes from any area / place foreign to the planet Earth.

2. An individual that has immigrated into a country without proper documentation. In other words, an illegal immigrant.

3. A group or individual foreign to one's homeland . (Most commonly described negatively. )

1. "An alien from outer space put eggs in my stomach."

2. "David moved to Croatia illegally."

3. "I do not enjoy the amount aliens coming to our country from Somalia."

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

Black Tulip

The Black Tulip, aka the An-12 is a Soviet-made transport military aircraft that saw most of its service in the First Russo-Chechen War and the Soviet-Afghan War. The aircraft infamously carried dead soldiers back home. Today, it is scarcely used for cargo, civilian transport and even still in military service in other small countries.

Russian soldier, 1995:"Last night a Chechen bastard hit our tank. The tank mechanic is dead, he'll be coming home in a Black Tulip."

by Jagohno August 17, 2021