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Thernometer

For some weird reason, some people pronounce "Thermometer "Thernometer." Hopefully you didn't spell it wrong.
Gerald: I need a Thernometer

Everyone else: A fucking what
by Jagohno November 30, 2020
mugGet the Thernometermug.

Vote

If it is 2020 and you're an American adult reading this, then vote, you fucking bitch. Over 100 million people didn't vote in the 2016 election. This election is fucking important, do it.
Person 1: I don't like either of the candidates, I don't think I'm gonna vote this ti-
Person 2: Shut the fuck up and vote, bitch.
by Jagohno October 22, 2020
mugGet the Votemug.

2021

You guys are acting like COVID-19 is just gonna disappear the second it becomes 2021.
Person 1: I can't wait for this hell known as 2020 to be over!

Person 2: You idiot, all the bad things aren't just gonna fucking disappear when it becomes 2021.
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
mugGet the 2021mug.

Genghis Khan

A Mongolian guy who fucked, killed, and conquered.
Joe: Hey dude, did you know Genghis Khan fucked thousands people and never got aids?

David: Yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but did you know he killed millions of people?
by Jagohno April 13, 2020
mugGet the Genghis Khanmug.

Thermomiter

You fucking spelt it wrong. It's "Thermometer." Who even thought "Thermomiter in the first place? Oh yeah. You.
If you're reading this, you spelt it wrong, dumbass.

You: Thermomiter

Everyone else: what
by Jagohno November 30, 2020
mugGet the Thermomitermug.

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