Jagohno's definitions

Vote

If it is 2020 and you're an American adult reading this, then vote, you fucking bitch. Over 100 million people didn't vote in the 2016 election. This election is fucking important, do it.

Person 1: I don't like either of the candidates, I don't think I'm gonna vote this ti-
Person 2: Shut the fuck up and vote, bitch.

by Jagohno October 22, 2020

2021

You guys are acting like COVID-19 is just gonna disappear the second it becomes 2021.

Person 1: I can't wait for this hell known as 2020 to be over!

Person 2: You idiot, all the bad things aren't just gonna fucking disappear when it becomes 2021.

by Jagohno October 21, 2020

Genghis Khan

An absolute chad who worshipped the sky. Not only did he conquer 10% of the world with nothing but his horse and huge balls, he fucked a ton of people. Like a lot. There is a 0.5% chance you're related to Genghis Khan. His laws were also awesome, because he banned torture, slavery, and allowed multiple religions in his empire.

Person 1: I can't believe Genghis Khan never got STDs doing all that fucking.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.

by Jagohno October 20, 2020

Thermomiter

You fucking spelt it wrong. It's "Thermometer." Who even thought "Thermomiter in the first place? Oh yeah. You.

If you're reading this, you spelt it wrong, dumbass.

You: Thermomiter

Everyone else: what

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

Black Tulip

The Black Tulip, aka the An-12 is a Soviet-made transport military aircraft that saw most of its service in the First Russo-Chechen War and the Soviet-Afghan War. The aircraft infamously carried dead soldiers back home. Today, it is scarcely used for cargo, civilian transport and even still in military service in other small countries.

Russian soldier, 1995:"Last night a Chechen bastard hit our tank. The tank mechanic is dead, he'll be coming home in a Black Tulip."

by Jagohno August 17, 2021