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Able 2 (sho me)

Possibly the worst lights and sirens manufacturer ever.
Cheesy led's that consist of a few dim diodes more suitable for a childs toy.

And a siren "wail" that has to be the most goofy half job sounding wail going.

For the most part, a product downright embarrasing for any public safety official.
Did you hear the wail on that Able 2 siren?
Sounds straight out of loony tunes!

Wait! is that a police car behind me? No..no it's probably just the reflection of a really dim lit chrismas tree shining on the squad car.
But whats that sound?????? Someone must have loony tunes turned on somewhere...I think I can hear bugs bunny.
by Jag III November 13, 2004
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Trunk tracker

A mobile radio frequency scanner made for mounting in the trunk of a vehicle.
I just purchsed a new trunk tracker. It's digital and has 1000 channels.
by Jag III November 14, 2004
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Light bar

The bar seen atop emergency vehicles that and service vehicles that flashes color(s) to warn oncoming motorists.
Pull over for that ambulance see the red flashing light bar?
Better turn on the lights we have a 10-26 at 35th and Lennox proceed code 3.
by Jag III November 13, 2004
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Whelen

The best lights and sirens manufacturer ever!
Brightest loudest and continually revolutionizing the business with led's strobes and sirens and switchpacks.
Wail!!! Scream!!!!!yelp.yelp.....Hear that? That was a Whelen for sure!
by Jag III November 13, 2004
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ja rule

Rapper that sounds like cookie monster.
Annoying high strung wannabe.

Backed with an equally rediculous record label "the Inc" that childishly portray to the public, by there music videos, that they wish they were really Italian and in the Mafia.

In almost every video they produce they play pretend mafioso.
Laughable.
Even more entertaining to real Italians.
lll lllllll lllllll llllllll llllll llll
by Jag III November 14, 2004
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chapstick

Where would we be without it?
No lips to kiss, no cracks to heal.
Ahhh...chapstick Jag III's little buddy.
Grrr...I'm outta chappy and my lips are killing me!
by Jag III November 13, 2004
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Sound off

That Sound Off predator clears traffic like Moses parted the red sea!
by Jag III November 14, 2004
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