Jag III's definitions

chapstick

Where would we be without it?
No lips to kiss, no cracks to heal.
Ahhh...chapstick Jag III's little buddy.

Grrr...I'm outta chappy and my lips are killing me!

by Jag III November 13, 2004

qualog

Cute cuddly adorable.
Word derived from Joey G.'s original language.

What a qualog Shelley is. She is the original qualog...

by Jag III November 13, 2004

Lexie

Adorable nick name usually accompanied by a beautiful girl.

Dang...that Lexie's got style man!

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Sound off

Manufacturer of warning lights.

That Sound Off predator clears traffic like Moses parted the red sea!

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Federal Signal

One of the original manufacturers of warning lights and sirens.

There is no sound quite like that of a fire truck screaming by.
What makes this so impressive is the ear deafening wail of the venerable Federal Q machanical siren.

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Gary Busey

Actor whos the craziest funniest burnout there is!!!

Actuall Gary Busey quote;
I could tell by the quadrangle of the verbs used in your sentence.

Other person;
Huh?

by Jag III November 14, 2004

ja rule

Rapper that sounds like cookie monster.
Annoying high strung wannabe.

Backed with an equally rediculous record label "the Inc" that childishly portray to the public, by there music videos, that they wish they were really Italian and in the Mafia.

In almost every video they produce they play pretend mafioso.
Laughable.
Even more entertaining to real Italians.

lll lllllll lllllll llllllll llllll llll

by Jag III November 14, 2004