Jack mehoff's definitions

smurf

1 to insult
2 blue man group
3 todd, andy zukoski's blue loving friend
4 todd, the fuggin fugger
5 like the "F" word

1) go smurf your self!
2) Smurf1: "hey what did you and smurfett do last night" SMurf2: "I smurfed her" Smurf1: "SMURF NO!" Smurf2: "SMURF YEA!, I smurfed her in the smurffin parking lot!"
3) todd? oh the smurf wannabe!

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004

anal golfing

sticking your balls in someone's ass

Logan and Doug played an intense game of anal golfing

by Jack Mehoff March 17, 2005

gurn

Derogative slang term for a black person. Derived from the word gurney. Say gurney 10 times fast and listen to what it sounds like. Special because the gurns themselves do not know what it means.

Dude, all these gurns tried to jump me the other day. Stupid gurns

by Jack Mehoff October 22, 2004

cooker

Person who cooks meth. Usually in a trailer, abandoned building or backseat of their '76 buick.

I saw two cookers come running out of their trailer on fire when that meth lab blew.

by Jack Mehoff March 25, 2004

America fuck yeah

america fuck yeah (what else)

taem america world police theme song, America fuck yeah

by Jack Mehoff November 9, 2004

oatbag

What you get after working all the time and getting paid just enough to survive.

What the farmer gives to his plow horse after working all day. Just enough to survive so he can plow again tomorrow for another oat bag.

"Oat bag! Ive got my Oat bag! Oat bag just for me!"

- Jerry Seinfeld

by Jack Mehoff October 1, 2003

clam chowder

The semen of a gay guy.

Rieders eats his own clam chowder

by Jack Mehoff October 28, 2003