Jack mehoff's definitions

gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.

I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.

by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005

shrunken browny

To give someone else a shrivelled penis and shit stained penis.

"Steve you son of a bitch.. .You gave Joe, your gay lover, a shrunken browny.

by Jack Mehoff February 23, 2003

Omicron

Noun

Refers to the act of womanizing and being a "playa".

Yo that omicron is hitting up my woman.

by Jack Mehoff January 27, 2005

Soba

1.) Rhymes with soda.

2.) A fuck-face who I don't know.

3.) STD.

1.) omfg i jsut had sum soba

2.) soba u assface

3.) Trojan Maaaan.

by Jack MeHoff June 17, 2004

cunt tree

Horrible country music played by some rednecks, but is a lot more common with white trash and hicks. The origin of this term is, of course, a manipulation of the word "country", therefore making it derogatory and fun to use.

Those damn pro-Confederate, white trash Southerners are always blaring their cunt-tree music.

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

Kayla Kerrigan

Adjective.

1. A female being who does incredibly well in the mooching category, usually occuring on the weekends.

2. A female being who believes she is the center of the universe, when she is actually the outcast of society.

Damn, this bitch is being so Kayla Kerrigan, askin me for rides and alcohol!

by Jack Mehoff April 4, 2005

Miln Jellybean

A complete idiot. He b d n00b.

See STD.

Use protection; wear a condom!

by Jack MeHoff June 17, 2004