Jack mehoff's definitions

Cold Turkey

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.

Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

The Dolly Parten

One woman Masturbating whist being viewed by three other men who are throwing quarters at her to continue the show.

Look at that Dolly parten,(sound: ka-ching)this is the best little whorehouse in texas.

by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005

snout fucker

A person who has an uncontrolable urge to have sexual intercourse with an elephant's trunk.

Yang licks his own balls, and oh yea, he's a snout fucker.

by Jack Mehoff February 22, 2004

smurf

1 to insult
2 blue man group
3 todd, andy zukoski's blue loving friend
4 todd, the fuggin fugger
5 like the "F" word

1) go smurf your self!
2) Smurf1: "hey what did you and smurfett do last night" SMurf2: "I smurfed her" Smurf1: "SMURF NO!" Smurf2: "SMURF YEA!, I smurfed her in the smurffin parking lot!"
3) todd? oh the smurf wannabe!

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004

jack bag

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation

1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"

by Jack MeHoff January 14, 2004

wendys

Good joke to pull on some of your friends that are to slow to pick up on it.

Jack:Hey man do you like Wendy's?
Friend: Yeah(95% of the time they will say that cause who the hell would think of that anyway)
Jack: So you like when Dees Nuts hit your chin.

by Jack Mehoff February 14, 2005

quarters

A Bloody game in which 2 or more people try to stop a spinning quarter with one finger without it tipping and falling flat on the ground. The key to the game is to try to stop the coin while it's still spinning. Someone must spin the coin and the oppanate must try to stop if, if successful he can launch the coin at the person who spun it at his knuckles. When you play this game for a long time your knuckles will bleed unless your playing some weakling

Jack: Hey you ready for another game of quarters?

Mehoff: Yea right you'd own my ass!

by Jack Mehoff March 6, 2004