Skip to main content

Jack mehoff's definitions

wendys

Good joke to pull on some of your friends that are to slow to pick up on it.
Jack:Hey man do you like Wendy's?
Friend: Yeah(95% of the time they will say that cause who the hell would think of that anyway)
Jack: So you like when Dees Nuts hit your chin.
by Jack Mehoff February 14, 2005
mugGet the wendysmug.

Miln Jellybean

A complete idiot. He b d n00b.

See STD.
by Jack MeHoff June 17, 2004
mugGet the Miln Jellybeanmug.

Kayla Kerrigan

Adjective.

1. A female being who does incredibly well in the mooching category, usually occuring on the weekends.

2. A female being who believes she is the center of the universe, when she is actually the outcast of society.
Damn, this bitch is being so Kayla Kerrigan, askin me for rides and alcohol!
by Jack Mehoff April 4, 2005
mugGet the Kayla Kerriganmug.

supruzr

1) see menkio.
2) see dingleberry.
3) the sore you get in your ass after
wiping too much of having too much hot
gay sex.
What the fuck, man, you're really a
supruzr. Stupid dick.
by Jack Mehoff October 3, 2004
mugGet the supruzrmug.

The Dolly Parten

One woman Masturbating whist being viewed by three other men who are throwing quarters at her to continue the show.
Look at that Dolly parten,(sound: ka-ching)this is the best little whorehouse in texas.
by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005
mugGet the The Dolly Partenmug.

oatbag

What you get after working all the time and getting paid just enough to survive.

What the farmer gives to his plow horse after working all day. Just enough to survive so he can plow again tomorrow for another oat bag.
"Oat bag! Ive got my Oat bag! Oat bag just for me!"

- Jerry Seinfeld
by Jack Mehoff October 1, 2003
mugGet the oatbagmug.

cooker

Person who cooks meth. Usually in a trailer, abandoned building or backseat of their '76 buick.
I saw two cookers come running out of their trailer on fire when that meth lab blew.
by Jack Mehoff March 25, 2004
mugGet the cookermug.

Share this definition