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dr.dre

by Jack mehoff February 28, 2004
mugGet the dr.dremug.

Cold Turkey

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.
Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.
by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005
mugGet the Cold Turkeymug.

The Dolly Parten

One woman Masturbating whist being viewed by three other men who are throwing quarters at her to continue the show.
Look at that Dolly parten,(sound: ka-ching)this is the best little whorehouse in texas.
by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005
mugGet the The Dolly Partenmug.

snout fucker

A person who has an uncontrolable urge to have sexual intercourse with an elephant's trunk.
Yang licks his own balls, and oh yea, he's a snout fucker.
by Jack Mehoff February 22, 2004
mugGet the snout fuckermug.

Kayla Kerrigan

Adjective.

1. A female being who does incredibly well in the mooching category, usually occuring on the weekends.

2. A female being who believes she is the center of the universe, when she is actually the outcast of society.
Damn, this bitch is being so Kayla Kerrigan, askin me for rides and alcohol!
by Jack Mehoff April 4, 2005
mugGet the Kayla Kerriganmug.

Miln Jellybean

A complete idiot. He b d n00b.

See STD.
by Jack MeHoff June 17, 2004
mugGet the Miln Jellybeanmug.

supruzr

1) see menkio.
2) see dingleberry.
3) the sore you get in your ass after
wiping too much of having too much hot
gay sex.
What the fuck, man, you're really a
supruzr. Stupid dick.
by Jack Mehoff October 3, 2004
mugGet the supruzrmug.

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