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Soba

1.) Rhymes with soda.

2.) A fuck-face who I don't know.

3.) STD.
1.) omfg i jsut had sum soba

2.) soba u assface

3.) Trojan Maaaan.
by Jack MeHoff June 17, 2004
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shrunken browny

To give someone else a shrivelled penis and shit stained penis.
"Steve you son of a bitch.. .You gave Joe, your gay lover, a shrunken browny.
by Jack Mehoff February 23, 2003
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Omicron

Noun

Refers to the act of womanizing and being a "playa".
by Jack Mehoff January 27, 2005
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Cookie crumbs

also known as crackrock
What ya need, man?..."Ya got them crumbs, man?"
by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004
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cunt tree

Horrible country music played by some rednecks, but is a lot more common with white trash and hicks. The origin of this term is, of course, a manipulation of the word "country", therefore making it derogatory and fun to use.
Those damn pro-Confederate, white trash Southerners are always blaring their cunt-tree music.
by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005
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slut muffin

a girl who gets around like an item from tim hortons and is also open 24 hours a day. slut
man Allison, quit being such a slut muffin.
by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005
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jack bag

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation
1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"
by Jack MeHoff January 14, 2004
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