Jack mehoff's definitions

Hodgepodge

A word used by dumb history teachers to mean stuff. They use this word because they are stupid but like to use big words.

Mike Moeller assigns a hodgepodge of reading that nobody ever does.

by Jack Mehoff March 26, 2004

puddin' and princesses

a school lunch consisting of Snack pack pudding and disney's princess fruit snacks

hey nate, got any more puddin' and princesses?

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

make a jacket

Jack off, spanking the monkey

She so fine I'm gonna make a jacket!

by Jack Mehoff April 22, 2004

Fug

just like the "F" word (if you dont know what the "F" word is your a fuggin fugger)

1 man your fug(ged) up homes.
2 you fug(ing) fug(er).
3 HEY!, ill fug you unless you fuggin fug that fuggin fug hoe.
4 ya damn fughole

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004

gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.

I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.

by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005

cheesing

use nacho cheese as lubrication

all the people in the world cheesed Logan extremely hard in the ass

by Jack Mehoff March 17, 2005

El Diego

The best guy ever. AKA "The Doug"

El Diego kicked Logan's ass the other day after he tried to give him a donut punch.

by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005