Jack Moff's definitions

ponjer

when huxley gives root a handjob and roots load hits him in the eye causing temporary blindness.

I filmed a ponjer last night.

by Jack Moff February 28, 2003

Ramone

When preparing someone a mixed drink, you stir it with your own genetalia.Therefore, your genetalia is referred to as a "ramone"

I had to whip out my ramone to stir my mom's drink.

by Jack Moff February 3, 2006

Milligram

Nickname for Steve Milligan implying the fact that he does smoke meth, still.

Hey Milligram, what's up?

by Jack Moff February 28, 2003

Coopial

The residue left on the keyboard after somebdoy masterbates during keyboarding class.

I hate going to Mrs. Thompson's class and seeing coopial all over the buttons.

by Jack Moff February 28, 2003