Jack Batemaster's definitions

crispy

A deragatory term for a "christian."

Don't answer the door, it's just a crispy trying to sell their bible magazines.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

butt rocker

Someone who listens to butt rock. They usually have big long hair or a mullet and wear rock t-shirts and jeans.

That butt rocker over there is listening to Def Leppard.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

waver

Someone who listens to new wave music and wears new wave clothing and hair. They are the natural enemy of a butt rocker.

Tabu is a waver. She likes listening to Duran Duran.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

batcaver

Someone who likes wearing all black and listening to goth music. Another term for a goth.

That batcaver's idol is Robert Smith.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

threepac

A three pack of condoms. A word play on Tupac.

I needed the whole threepac on that date.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

zitface

A term for someone who has many zits or pimples on their face.

Use some soap, zitface!

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

jack the house

A term used in the late 1980's and early 1990's referring to a house music dance. Many house music songs used this term.

Get on up that dancefloor and jack the house.

by Jack Batemaster January 5, 2006