Jack Batemaster's definitions

slake

A pathetic gay man who makes things up to make friends and lure underage boys.

Watch out for the slake with a six-pack and a joing outside of your junior high, he has a bottle of rufies and a video camera.

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

boat

Something cool, rad. The shit.

That antique Pontarlier glass is the boat!

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

chirps

A type of DJ scratch that involvies fast "wicky wicky" scratches while only allowing the forward or backward sounds being played by manipulating the fader or transformer.

It's difficult to perform chirps to fast music.

by Jack Batemaster January 5, 2006

acid rock

In the 1970's and 1980's, what older people used to call heavy metal and hard rock. Now most of those people are dead, but sometimes you'll hear someone say it at the retirement home.

Junior, cut your sideburns and stop listening to that Acid Rock or you'll start worshipping Satan!

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2006

Abs

Shortened slang term for "Absinthe", a hallucinogenic, Balz(TM) tripping alcoholic beverage.

Hey bartender, bring me another Abs!

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

chet

Used like dude, man, G.

Wazzup, chet?

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

Flare

A DJ scratch, apparently invented by DJ Flare, which involves leaving the opening and closing of the scratch with an open fader and "clicking" in between the opening and closing.

Orbit scratches are a repetitive form of the Flare.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006