Jack Batemaster's definitions

swoosh

The buttocks indent in tight pants of someone who has a lot of butt sex.

That guy in leather pants sure has a deep swoosh.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

crispy

A deragatory term for a "christian."

Don't answer the door, it's just a crispy trying to sell their bible magazines.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

trip balz

Drinking so much Absinth that you start to hallucinate.

We drank so much of that Bairnsfather Bitter at the frat party that we started to Trip Balz.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

jack the house

A term used in the late 1980's and early 1990's referring to a house music dance. Many house music songs used this term.

Get on up that dancefloor and jack the house.

by Jack Batemaster January 5, 2006

chet

Used like dude, man, G.

Wazzup, chet?

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

louche

To make an anise based drink opalescent, or cloudy, by adding water.

Logan Fils louched to a mustard turd brown when mixed with a 1:4 water ratio.

by Jack Batemaster January 10, 2006

dribble

A scratch technique invented in 1991 by Seattle's rave dj, DJ Falix. It sounds similar to a skribble, but can be used with music at higher BPM's, such as techno and house music. Unlike the standard skribble technique, the fader or transformer is used with normally two cuts per dribble.

Techno DJ's that can't reverse dribble next to a flare suck.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006