Jack Batemaster's definitions

acid rock

In the 1970's and 1980's, what older people used to call heavy metal and hard rock. Now most of those people are dead, but sometimes you'll hear someone say it at the retirement home.

Junior, cut your sideburns and stop listening to that Acid Rock or you'll start worshipping Satan!

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2006

Abs

Shortened slang term for "Absinthe", a hallucinogenic, Balz(TM) tripping alcoholic beverage.

Hey bartender, bring me another Abs!

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

crispy

A deragatory term for a "christian."

Don't answer the door, it's just a crispy trying to sell their bible magazines.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

Flare

A DJ scratch, apparently invented by DJ Flare, which involves leaving the opening and closing of the scratch with an open fader and "clicking" in between the opening and closing.

Orbit scratches are a repetitive form of the Flare.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

threepac

A three pack of condoms. A word play on Tupac.

I needed the whole threepac on that date.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

checker

Derogatory term for some one who is both black and white. Mullato.

That checker kid's mom is white.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

swoosh

The buttocks indent in tight pants of someone who has a lot of butt sex.

That guy in leather pants sure has a deep swoosh.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006