Jack Batemaster's definitions

d-mob

One of the best rappers ever. D-mob made Acid House music in the late 1980's. Cathy Dennis used to sing some of his songs. Also known as: Dancin' Danny D.

D-mob said that it is time to get funky.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

new beat

A hybrid of techno and house music mainly coming out of Belgium or the Netherlands in the late 1980's. The beats per minute were slower than techno/house, but faster than hiphop.

The Lords of Acid played a few of their older New Beat tracks, at the party.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

Captain Balls

An internet hero.

Help! Captain Balls come save the day!

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

butt rocker

Someone who listens to butt rock. They usually have big long hair or a mullet and wear rock t-shirts and jeans.

That butt rocker over there is listening to Def Leppard.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

crispy

A deragatory term for a "christian."

Don't answer the door, it's just a crispy trying to sell their bible magazines.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

Leatherman

A gay man who is extremely buff, has a flat top haircut, a handlebar mustache and loves to wear leather. They are especially fond of leather chaps.

I met that Leatherman over at The Cuff and he had a nice thick handlebar mustache.

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

swoosh

The buttocks indent in tight pants of someone who has a lot of butt sex.

That guy in leather pants sure has a deep swoosh.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006