Jack Batemaster's definitions

d-mob

One of the best rappers ever. D-mob made Acid House music in the late 1980's. Cathy Dennis used to sing some of his songs. Also known as: Dancin' Danny D.

D-mob said that it is time to get funky.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

butt rocker

Someone who listens to butt rock. They usually have big long hair or a mullet and wear rock t-shirts and jeans.

That butt rocker over there is listening to Def Leppard.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

trip balz

Drinking so much Absinth that you start to hallucinate.

We drank so much of that Bairnsfather Bitter at the frat party that we started to Trip Balz.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

jack the house

A term used in the late 1980's and early 1990's referring to a house music dance. Many house music songs used this term.

Get on up that dancefloor and jack the house.

by Jack Batemaster January 5, 2006

slake

A pathetic gay man who makes things up to make friends and lure underage boys.

Watch out for the slake with a six-pack and a joing outside of your junior high, he has a bottle of rufies and a video camera.

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

grate

Originally some noroM's mis-spelling of the word "great." Now used to refer to those noroMs.

That's some grate pork rib shit, man!

by Jack Batemaster January 5, 2006

louche

To make an anise based drink opalescent, or cloudy, by adding water.

Logan Fils louched to a mustard turd brown when mixed with a 1:4 water ratio.

by Jack Batemaster January 10, 2006