Jack Batemaster's definitions

Flare

A DJ scratch, apparently invented by DJ Flare, which involves leaving the opening and closing of the scratch with an open fader and "clicking" in between the opening and closing.

Orbit scratches are a repetitive form of the Flare.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

checker

Derogatory term for some one who is both black and white. Mullato.

That checker kid's mom is white.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

hydroplane

A type of DJ scratch that uses a hand to vibrate the vinyl by creating fluttering friction which makes the speed of the record jump slower very quickly.

You have to have sticky fingers to perform the hydroplane, otherwise it will just slow the record down.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

crispy

A deragatory term for a "christian."

Don't answer the door, it's just a crispy trying to sell their bible magazines.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

butt rocker

Someone who listens to butt rock. They usually have big long hair or a mullet and wear rock t-shirts and jeans.

That butt rocker over there is listening to Def Leppard.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

waver

Someone who listens to new wave music and wears new wave clothing and hair. They are the natural enemy of a butt rocker.

Tabu is a waver. She likes listening to Duran Duran.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

batcaver

Someone who likes wearing all black and listening to goth music. Another term for a goth.

That batcaver's idol is Robert Smith.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006