JJ's definitions

time me to the fan

not sure...i am trying to figure it out..please let me know if you do (its in Beenie Man's song-Dude)

"I want a dude with wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three holla man,
I want a dude who will time me to the fan..."

by JJ February 17, 2004

boothed

Ringing people in the early hours and leaving incomprehensible messages on their ansaphones.

"Sleep well last night?"
"No. I was boothed 4 times!"

by jj July 29, 2003

lub

someone who puts lights under thier bed.

lub has a sweet life.

by jj June 18, 2005

spam

Spam its right up there with corned beef!

by jj April 23, 2003

gordon keeble

big lump of a man made in the 1970's.

"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

asota

spanish word used in reggaeton songs

asota me papi
como asotas papi

by jj December 8, 2004

Double Gooch Kick

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

by JJ January 16, 2004