JJ's definitions

apeshit

adj. An undignified loss of control, as in "To go apeshit".

"After losing the election, George went apeshit, trashing the Oval Office, the War Room, and the Clinton Memorial Bedroom."

by JJ July 13, 2004

kewl

kewl means wants to be cool, but it just is not cool.

The teacher is kewl

by jj September 1, 2003

Fripy

A rotten vigina.

My mom has a fripy

by JJ February 25, 2003

rugby league

The inferior form of rugby. Invented in the North of England after a dispute over whether players should be paid. Can be quite tedious to watch as the defending team have to retreat after every tackle until the tackle count is reached.

Not as popular as rugby Union

Great tackle!! now bugger off and let him get the ball back.

by JJ May 29, 2004

meow

1)form of salutation

Meow, what's up?
I have to go, meow

by JJ September 23, 2004

vapid cunt

cliche internet catchphrase mainly used by idiots who don't know what "vapid" means. they think it means ditsy, air-headed or something like that, but really it means "lifeless" or "boring".

douchebag #1: paris hilton is such a vapid cunt! vapid!!! vapid cunt!
asshole #2: shut the fuck up moron, learn to use a dictionary.

by jj August 20, 2006

Power Clam

During insertion, when a woman uses her extrordinarily muscular labias to pincer-off a man's penis. What is left is a bloody nub inside vagina and a fountain of blood gushing from the mangled, chewed-up strotum.

Common to female weight lifters and black chicks.

Damn, that bitch gave me a power clam and now i'm growing tits.

by JJ January 23, 2004