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The medically recognized cause of pregnancy in over 95% of women!
Sex causes pregnancy?! Oh, crap!
by JBurton31 September 11, 2010
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Something that should never, ever, ever, ever, ever be done.
The other definition for 1000000000th base is very disturbing.
I think he was watching to many Hannibal Lecter movies.
by JBurton31 May 3, 2010
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What people buy when they can't afford an M16.
"Doy you have an M16?"

"No, I have an AK-47."

"Pussy."
by JBurton31 April 9, 2010
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Who Bill Cosby thought he was from ages 7-15
"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?' And, 'Jesus Christ, sit down!' One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, 'Dammit will you get back in here!' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"

--Bill Cosby
by JBurton31 April 15, 2010
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Democratic Republic of the Congo/
Republique Democratique du Congo (French)

Former Names Include:

Congo Free State
Belgian Congo
Leopoldville
Congo/Kinshasa
Zaire

Capitol: Kinshasa
The DRC/RDC is a large nation in central Africa situated in the Congo Basin. It has the largest land area of all African nations and is second to Sudan in total area.

Ironically, for most of it's existance, it was neither a democracy nor a republic,

Go figure!
by JBurton31 April 19, 2010
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The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.
by JBurton31 April 14, 2010
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