J. Malik's definitions

funny farm

The insane asylum, nuthouse, padded palace. Where you go if you do something crazy.

He was just sent to the funny farm because he was defecating in public while proclaiming the end was near.

by J. Malik March 1, 2006

EEG

EEG is an shortened form of the word "electroencephalogram"; a machine that measures electrical activity within the brain.

A girl I work with was required to take an EEG test by the State Department of Mental Retardation and the screen showed flat lines across the board!!

by J. Malik April 26, 2006

trouser trout

Best served smothered and covered in underwear!

Do I got a Big Mac?? How 'bout a nice big serving of trouser trout, assclown?

by J. Malik March 18, 2006

Blue Line

A black rectangle with a solid, thick blue line through the middle. Symbol that is put on items ranging from front license plates, pins, bumper stickers (very small sticker),etc that denotes the user is a police officer. It is a violation of many state's laws to display this symbol if the user is not employed by a police agency. Related to this is the Red Line, which is used to identify fire/medical services personnel. These symbols are usually found on the off-duty vehicles or other personal effects of police /emergency services personnel.

My next-door neighbor, who is a highway patrolman, has a Blue Line tag on the front of his car, as well as a Blue Line sticker.

by J. Malik November 24, 2005

Religion

The complete opposite of true spirituality.

Religion divides people, spirituality unites them.

by J. Malik July 21, 2008

NASA

Never a straight answer.

NASA- it's really self explanatory

by J. Malik May 2, 2006

MEEP MEEP

Sound you make when someone says something t-totally fucking stupid; as to imitate the sound of a retard bus.

Dumbass: I heard it's raining outside; do I need my umbrella?

Person with common sense: MEEP MEEP; is that your bus I hear?? What the hell do YOU think, dumbass?!?!?

by J. Malik December 8, 2005