J. Malik's definitions

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

Means that cheap talk will get you nowhere, while money will
persuade people to do as you like.

Money talks, bullshit walks, that is how life goes.

by J. Malik May 25, 2006

publik skools

Shining examples of accountability and discipline. Where you can send your kids for the best edjumaction around. (Obviously not written by a publik skool kid)

After I gradueted from publik skools, I got hired at buger keng for 5.15/hr. In dese here gubment skools, day sed it duddnt matta if ya ded a gud jub, jest feel guud about yerself. I so feil guud about miself wen I smoke crak every da n'sit on my lazi ass waitin' fur my gubment cheese. I luv da federal guverment of amerika!

by J. Malik October 12, 2005

trouser trout

Best served smothered and covered in underwear!

Do I got a Big Mac?? How 'bout a nice big serving of trouser trout, assclown?

by J. Malik March 18, 2006

Blue Line

A black rectangle with a solid, thick blue line through the middle. Symbol that is put on items ranging from front license plates, pins, bumper stickers (very small sticker),etc that denotes the user is a police officer. It is a violation of many state's laws to display this symbol if the user is not employed by a police agency. Related to this is the Red Line, which is used to identify fire/medical services personnel. These symbols are usually found on the off-duty vehicles or other personal effects of police /emergency services personnel.

My next-door neighbor, who is a highway patrolman, has a Blue Line tag on the front of his car, as well as a Blue Line sticker.

by J. Malik November 24, 2005

funny farm

The insane asylum, nuthouse, padded palace. Where you go if you do something crazy.

He was just sent to the funny farm because he was defecating in public while proclaiming the end was near.

by J. Malik March 1, 2006

1*

A term originally created by a sergeant with the Los Angeles Police Department SWAT Team. Designed as a reminder that in fact you only have "one ass to risk"(1 as-te-risk), so you'd better be careful.

Don't get yourself shot tonight, you only have 1* and a whole life ahead of you.

by J. Malik October 17, 2005

MEEP MEEP

Sound you make when someone says something t-totally fucking stupid; as to imitate the sound of a retard bus.

Dumbass: I heard it's raining outside; do I need my umbrella?

Person with common sense: MEEP MEEP; is that your bus I hear?? What the hell do YOU think, dumbass?!?!?

by J. Malik December 8, 2005