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crunchy

The way hard core punkers from the days of yore tune their guitars to sound like... Not to mention loud, too...
Those hard core punks who are setting up to jam have a really crunchy guitar and drum combo, man...
by J. Michael Reiter June 3, 2007
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Banana Split

1. a tasty, TASTY treat made with a Banana, ice cream, chocolate, caramel and strawberry toppings or something like them in some semblance of that order, with whipped cream, nut sprinkles, in a special Vessel called a Banana Boat. Made for eating on hot days in summer, or when the consumer feels crappy and needs victuals for oroesopha-Gastrointestinal comforting...

2. When pluralised, and preceded by the specific 'The', as The Banana Splits,
is a children's cartoon, that defies that description, given the content and the time (Late sixties vintage) that it was made...
tra la la, tra la la, tra la la!
Tra la la, tra la la, tra la la...
one banana, two banana....
You get the rest.
by J. Michael Reiter May 6, 2005
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zed

"Zed" is the way us educated Canadians and British have pronounced the last letter of the latest incarnation of the Roman Alphabet.
ABC you get the rest, X, Y, ZED, DAMMIT, NOT ZEE!
by J. Michael Reiter July 24, 2006
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Paintball

A dumb fucking "sport" played with "guns" that in reality are a gadget that shoots "paintballs", the eponyms of note.

This game takes on an eerie and all together too close for this author's comfort resemblance to small unit tactics that this author practised when this author was in his country's armed forces...

The players of this "game" are usually wealthy overgrown adolescents that have yet to grow up; Also, one finds the washouts and unsuitables that can't make it into their own country's armed forces...

The ones that think that this is a great game should try carrying a Rifle, a Full and HEAVY Rucksack, Tactical load bearing webbing, and a STEEL HELMET THAT WEIGHS MORE FOR EVERY SECOND YOU WEAR THE FUCKING THING!!!

The Rich and Powerful like Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, and Princes should do this themselves, and get their family members in on the fun. It won't go on for long...
Paintball! What a ridiculous excuse for reality!!!
by J. Michael Reiter November 7, 2004
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Marines

a group of violent killers that work for the US federal government.
Call in the Marines!!!!
by J. Michael Reiter April 6, 2005
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puppie

infinitely preferable to human children; They only need to be housebroken, fed and watered. They give all the love there is to give, and then some. Unfortunately, while they as grown up dogs are considered man's best friend, Man is not necessarily Dog's friend of any particular quality by any stretch of the imagination...
Puppies and Kittens are heartwarming balls of fur that grow into Dogs and Cats...
by J. Michael Reiter January 4, 2005
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Ku Klux Klan

a corrupted greek word (Kyklos, meaning circle) that is synonymous with hatred and stupidity in the USA, especially in the south. The membership is frighteningly wide and all too well represented by doctors, lawyers, police officers, all kinds of lay people, THE CLERGY for fuck's sakes, the list goes on...
Basically a bunch of the blackheartedest, and most stupid world beating dumbasses to disgrace a quarter of the human population...
The Ku Klux Klan is a bunch of fucktards in white bedsheets, with a wide membership.
by J. Michael Reiter September 15, 2004
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