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Starro

The First Villain that The Justice League Of America faced in The Brave & The Bold no. 28, way back in the early sixties... This author was more than likely a little pooter back than, if at all. Any hoo, Starro is this big Lovecraftian Monster from outerspace that looks like a starfish with a red eye in the middle of its central mass...
This creature was eventually defeated not by the Justice League, but by their mascot, "Snapper" Carr, who lived up to being annoying all by himself, never mind by snapping his fingers all the goddamn time.
OMG!!!! It's Starro The Conqueror!!!!
Run For The Hills!!!!!!
by J. Michael Reiter November 6, 2006
mugGet the Starromug.

up the spout

Found in the Military(Canada's, The US's and Elsewhere), This means to load your weapon, or denote that your weapon is already loaded...
E.g, The Glock-17 holds 16 rounds: 15 in the magasine and 1 up the spout.
by J. Michael Reiter January 13, 2008
mugGet the up the spoutmug.

learn you a lesson

VERY POOR Junky English. The author/s need the Grammar Bammer to Hammer Correct Grammar into them...

It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.
You call that winning at Gotham City Project?
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!

Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!
by J. Michael Reiter April 19, 2006
mugGet the learn you a lessonmug.

Guitar

a precision tool with which the skillful ones can make the music this city is built on.
by J. Michael Reiter January 2, 2005
mugGet the Guitarmug.

Muay Thai

an unarmed combative scheme from Asia that seems to work, and is all very well and good for, lightweight pencil necks against the same for opponents. Run into a 200 lb. monster with a neck like a dock pile, and it all seems to just quit working.

Ditto for guns...
Muay Thai punches and My Tais have one thing in common... They both hit like freight trains when used properly...
by J. Michael Reiter February 20, 2005
mugGet the Muay Thaimug.

Ka-Bar

a single edged knife with a rawhide handle that was designed and made during WWII and used by the USMC, as both a fighting and utility knife. This knife is still on issue to the USMC, like it deserves to be.
Ka-bars were the choice knife for the USMC since the Second World War...
by J. Michael Reiter April 6, 2005
mugGet the Ka-Barmug.

Tiger.

1.

Tigers are a large striped Feline predatory Being found in the forests of India, Siberia, and Sumatra. These beings are considered the largest of their class, and are also the most endangered...

2. A term of endearment between male parents and male offspring;

3. What Alpha Males are called by their Females as endearment;

4. A sort of deprecation used by Police, Lawyers, etc.
1. The Siberian Tiger is as endangered as the Bengal Tiger.
2. Hey, Tiger! Let's go to the Water Park!

3. Mmmmm, Tiger! Shag me some more, Baby!!

4. Hold on, Tiger. Kilbourne Hall isn't exactly Kindergarten!
by J. Michael Reiter April 29, 2005
mugGet the Tiger.mug.

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