J. Michael Reiter's definitions

Tiger.

1.

Tigers are a large striped Feline predatory Being found in the forests of India, Siberia, and Sumatra. These beings are considered the largest of their class, and are also the most endangered...

2. A term of endearment between male parents and male offspring;

3. What Alpha Males are called by their Females as endearment;

4. A sort of deprecation used by Police, Lawyers, etc.

1. The Siberian Tiger is as endangered as the Bengal Tiger.
2. Hey, Tiger! Let's go to the Water Park!

3. Mmmmm, Tiger! Shag me some more, Baby!!

4. Hold on, Tiger. Kilbourne Hall isn't exactly Kindergarten!

by J. Michael Reiter April 29, 2005

Ka-Bar

a single edged knife with a rawhide handle that was designed and made during WWII and used by the USMC, as both a fighting and utility knife. This knife is still on issue to the USMC, like it deserves to be.

Ka-bars were the choice knife for the USMC since the Second World War...

by J. Michael Reiter April 6, 2005

Muay Thai

an unarmed combative scheme from Asia that seems to work, and is all very well and good for, lightweight pencil necks against the same for opponents. Run into a 200 lb. monster with a neck like a dock pile, and it all seems to just quit working.

Ditto for guns...

Muay Thai punches and My Tais have one thing in common... They both hit like freight trains when used properly...

by J. Michael Reiter February 20, 2005

Guitar

a precision tool with which the skillful ones can make the music this city is built on.

Jimi Hendrix is a guitar GOD.

by J. Michael Reiter January 2, 2005

learn you a lesson

VERY POOR Junky English. The author/s need the Grammar Bammer to Hammer Correct Grammar into them...

It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.

You call that winning at Gotham City Project?
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!

Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!

by J. Michael Reiter April 19, 2006

Can Opener

a fart that takes the cake.

Whoa, dude! That was some can opener! How about opening the window?

by J. Michael Reiter August 5, 2004

bigtoe

That could be either of the two biggest digits on your feet;
or when spelled thusly: Big T.O.E. refers to the Big Theory Of Everything, which by it self, is self explanatory.

1. OUCH!!!!!!! I crushed my big toe!
2. The Big Theory Of Everything is a complicated mess of facts, figures and things totalling the sum 42.

by J. Michael Reiter April 29, 2005