Interius's definitions

Dullema

The choice between two equally boring outcomes.

How am I supposed to pick one of these boring outcomes, what a dullema!

by Interius July 17, 2021

Saccadic Chronostasis

The phenomenon of glancing at an analog clock and seeing the second hand seems to take one really long tick and then resume normal ticking. This can happen with other blinking or switching things as well.

Was that Saccadic Chronostasis?

by Interius July 16, 2021

Dust Horizon

The little line of dust you can’t ever quite sweep up with the broom and dustpan.

Dude don’t bother sweeping anymore, you’re about to hit the dust horizon

by Interius July 16, 2021

Hiberdating

Hiberdating is when a person ignores their friends in favour of a boyfriend/girlfriend.

We're Hiberdating

by Interius July 16, 2021

Spottease

The moment of disappointment when you think you found a parking spot in a full lot but it turns out there was just a short car/motorcycle in the spot.

Ugh, what a spottease – I was so sure that spot was free!

by Interius July 16, 2021

Hangry

Hangry is when you are hungry and angry at the same time.

I'm so hangry!

by Interius July 17, 2021

Stalkwarding

When talking with someone in person, trying not to seem like you know too much about them despite having stalked them on Facebook and knowing details of their life.

I have a feeling that this guy is Stalkwarding me

by Interius July 16, 2021