Interius's definitions

Commutrance

When you accidentally catch the eye of someone on public transport and you’re worried they think you’ve been staring at them for a long while.

Dude, I was in a commutrance and that girl totally caught me staring.

by Interius July 16, 2021

Dullema

The choice between two equally boring outcomes.

How am I supposed to pick one of these boring outcomes, what a dullema!

by Interius July 17, 2021

Spottease

The moment of disappointment when you think you found a parking spot in a full lot but it turns out there was just a short car/motorcycle in the spot.

Ugh, what a spottease – I was so sure that spot was free!

by Interius July 16, 2021

Hiberdating

Hiberdating is when a person ignores their friends in favour of a boyfriend/girlfriend.

We're Hiberdating

by Interius July 16, 2021

Hangry

Hangry is when you are hungry and angry at the same time.

I'm so hangry!

by Interius July 17, 2021

Entrée Envy

That moment when you order your food then realize that you like how someone else’s food looks

I had a bad case of entrée envy when I saw the elegant dish my girlfriend ordered next to my rice dish.

by Interius July 16, 2021

Brownbacks

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.

I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man…

by Interius July 16, 2021