Urban Dictionary: Definitions by IntergalactalEnergy

Jeez, It's a lion

Famous last words of Jubal Arkansaw Dummann. Also where the name of the famous snack "Jeez-Its" come from.

Dummann also coined "Are you nuts?" Which then led to Planters.

F in the chat for Jubal Arkansaw Dummann bro.

"The Jeez, It's a lion" man had the IQ score of a rock but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
The volcano just erupted but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm going to get sued by Kellogg but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm about to be beheaded via guillotine but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
My house was just raided by the FBI but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I have been sent back in time to the stone age and cavemen are beating me up with clubs but hey at least they aren't taking away my Jeez-Its
My house literally fell apart but at least I still have my Jeez-Its
I have ran out of Jeez-Its.
Now I have no meaning.

Jeez-Its: The Snack That Pays.

Jeez, It's a lion by IntergalactalEnergy July 20, 2023

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AI

Artificial intelligence. Invented by scientists who have an obsession with Squidward singing.

Random scientist: Yo I wanna hear Squidward from SpongeBob sing the song "My Way" by Frank Sinatra. I'm going to invent a new form of technology just to hear this. I'm gonna call it "AI"

AI by IntergalactalEnergy July 15, 2023

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Argentinian Grandfather

Awesome guy, he lives near Buenos Aires and speaks Spanish with a central European accent. His closet is full of brown suits. He used to be an electric repairman in the 40s. His favorite drink is Fanta and his name is "Heinz von Schrettenberg"

My Argentinian Grandfather from Buenos Aires just called and said that Fanta is the "superior beverage"

Argentinian Grandfather by IntergalactalEnergy July 14, 2023