Definitions by I’m going to play guitardrums
Glonkerkle
When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.
Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.
Glonkerkle by I’m going to play guitardrums August 4, 2019
Tommy McMurtry
Tommy McMurtry by I’m going to play guitardrums June 8, 2019
Anti theist
Any person who sees some harm caused on some level that stems from religion. Not a meaner atheist or an in-the-closet Christian, just somebody who opposes some aspect of religion.
Anti theist: I consider myself an anti theist.
Christian Fundamentalist: you are one of those mean atheist. You are a satanist!
Anti Theist: I’m actually agnostic. I just hate all of that anti gay shit and I think that we shouldn’t be teaching our kids to be scared shitless of hell.
Christian Fundamentalist: you are one of those mean atheist. You are a satanist!
Anti Theist: I’m actually agnostic. I just hate all of that anti gay shit and I think that we shouldn’t be teaching our kids to be scared shitless of hell.
Anti theist by I’m going to play guitardrums March 10, 2019
1983 hercules
The CHEESIEST movie. Starring Lou Ferigno and no one else of importance, it is so bad that it is more fun than watching a good movie.
1983 hercules by I’m going to play guitardrums March 4, 2019
national consumer center
The MOST annoying scam on Urban Dictionary all the time! They pretend to give you a 1000 dollar Wal-Mart card and every third time you open a gift it has one. There are a bunch of fake comments like “one for sale one for me yeah” and “now i can buy Xbox” too easy to figure out. NEVER accept the card unless it’s a fake account.
national consumer center by I’m going to play guitardrums January 30, 2019
Humans
A species of self centered, highly intelligent apes who fuck over everything else on the planet as well as each other. They invented weapons to kill each other and other animals and are heavily addicted to sex and food.
Humans by I’m going to play guitardrums January 28, 2019