I’m going to play guitardrums 's definitions

Hell

Made up bullshit

Hell is fake as fuck

by I’m going to play guitardrums May 4, 2019

Tommy McMurtry

A guy who fucks pumpkins

Tommy McMurtry’s dick is light orange by this point. 🍆 🎃

by I’m going to play guitardrums June 8, 2019

Glonkerkle

When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.

Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.

by I’m going to play guitardrums August 4, 2019

1983 hercules

The CHEESIEST movie. Starring Lou Ferigno and no one else of importance, it is so bad that it is more fun than watching a good movie.

Watching 1983 Hercules man.

by I’m going to play guitardrums March 4, 2019

Anti theist

Any person who sees some harm caused on some level that stems from religion. Not a meaner atheist or an in-the-closet Christian, just somebody who opposes some aspect of religion.

Anti theist: I consider myself an anti theist.

Christian Fundamentalist: you are one of those mean atheist. You are a satanist!

Anti Theist: I’m actually agnostic. I just hate all of that anti gay shit and I think that we shouldn’t be teaching our kids to be scared shitless of hell.

by I’m going to play guitardrums March 10, 2019

School

A hellhole controlled by the government where you you learn crap meant to last until the next test, by which time you probably fucking forgot the other useless information. You may get a computer but it’s controlled by the school so good luck posting kickass drum videos like I totally did in the 6th grade. If you wear a Pantera shirt people start looking at you funny like you’re fucking retarded. It’s wonderful. If you ever get addicted to weed it was probably from some idiot exposed to you thru school.

Dude, school fucking sucks. They need to fix it or make recess better. I hate al those stupid kids at lunch. It sucks butts.

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 14, 2019

Youtube

A site where you can make fucking kickass drumming videos on your school computer

Did you look up porn on Youtube?

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 14, 2019