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These (conceptual) hands

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Hym "I don't give a shit if I agree with you or even like you; Anyone can catch these (conceptual) hands. And catch them you will. In direct response to perceived slight. Or if I get disgruntled by a thing you've said that is entirely unrelated to me. Or a thing that reminds me of something I don't like that also reminds me of you. There are 0 reasons for which I will not slang these (conceptual) 'thangs'. 'Thangs' meaning 'hands'. But not actual hands. Conceptual ones. It might even be over something as little as me thinking you think a thing that I don't like people to think. Blam! Conceptual hands! Just like that. It's that easy. It happens that fast. 'Why is that (conceptual) fist flying at me?' you'll ask. But you're asking the wrong guy. You'd better ask my therapist because even I don't."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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Charlatan

Yes. The Charlatan who doesn't actually believe in God has finally decided to chime in to invoke tha name of a God he doesn't actually believe in to lecture Muslims about how they need to be weary of people who claim to believe in God but don't. So, people like him. $80,000 a month he takes from the religious but he can't give a straight answer to the question "Do you believe in God?" A literal psychopath and ideologue by his own definition come to warn you of the evil psychopaths.
Hym "Ha! A charlatan WOULD know how easily manipulable the religious are, wouldn't he? And then he claims that the Palestinians who live in the literal surveillance state the he himself has been decrying for years are better off than the would be living in Gaza. So you should all just accept your subservience to the Jews in the name of 'peace.' 'Peace' meaning the Orwellian hell he purports to fight against. He isn't 'Pro-Muslim.' He's 'Pro-Having control over the religious so he can protect himself from the "Dark Tetrad types" ' That's all it is. Fear. The living embodiment of Phobos. Crying and cowering behind religious sycophants. I mean the whole thing is just the most bizarre, tone-deaf projection anyone could conceivably write!
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
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Not what actually happened

If your description of the events that took place here is discordant with mine... You may be a delusion liar. I would tell you to fix yourself but it would be like telling a retard to wipe his own ass.
Hym "Much like your religion, that's not what actually happened here. Your assessment of what is happening is deliberately wrong and it has already gotten and will get children killed."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2025
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Mass Arrests

There you go. Round em up. Get the shit-lib propagandists in a cage. Emma said something about MeidasTouch so start with them. Get them all rounded up and don't release them until they give up the person responsible for this and then, I don't know, kill them all 🤷 ♂️ It'll be good.
Hym "Mass arrests are a great idea! Start with the progressives because they are actively colluding to hide illegal immigrants. Then, once I get my money your children can be safe again! There is really only one option here. Look how much you have all lost in trying to split the baby on this one. It isn't going to work. You need to give the baby back to the rightful mother (me). And these shit-libs will give up immediately. Because they never actually cared in the first place. And neither did you."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2025
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Values

Your "Values" are just "Feeling you have regarding a certain behavior" For example, Hard work=Good < That's a value that people have.
Hym "Again, yeah, no your values are still shit and worthless. Your wife is a whore. It's wrong to subject kids to the creature so next time something bad happens to them... You know, there you go...
by Hym Iam July 29, 2023
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Just

I didn't JUST do it.
Hym 'I refuse to STOP doing it. My goal is to be a treat to you kids, even if I'm not alive to threaten them. It isn't just threatening them."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
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Characterological template

And I HAVE constructed compelling narratives myself. That have been implemented. I live a compelling narrative. It's like a Death Note-esque situation I'm in. Or Black Mirror. The creators of BOTH respective shows have paid homage and/or bought the derivative elements.
Hym "But what this 'IS' is the perfect characterological template that comes (complete) with situational dialogue and PhD level psychoanalytic perspective on a wide variety socioeconomic topics (Which is why AND HOW mainstream PhD holding intellectuals are able to make derivative books without fear of losing their livelyhood... Have you idiots ever even CONSIDERED THAT!? I point it out every time it happens! Why would they risk creating a derivative work of WORK THAT IS NOT BRILLIANT? PHDs! You ever even consider it? THEY WOULDN'T! It NEEDS to be brilliant for them to DO WHAT THEY ARE DOING. BRILLIANCE IS LITERALLY A PREREQUISITE!).
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
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