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“I was a Marxist until I realized I was MoRe CoMpEtEnT (Better) than everyone and now it’s my money they would be taking.” ~ Dr. JeEpJoRp
Dr. Peepeestones “Do YoU rEaLly ThInK 400 mIlLiOn DolLaRs WoUlD mAkE yOuR lIfE bEtTeR!?!?”
Hym “Aw nah man that would be TeRrIBlE!!!”
Professor WeepWorp “If YoU dOn’T wAtCh It It’Ll DiSsApEaR!!!!”
Hym “OH NO!!! I have to be able to watch something diligently. I couldn’t ever do that!”
BeepBorp The Clinician “I wAs A mArXiSt!”
Hym “Aw nah man that would be TeRrIBlE!!!”
Professor WeepWorp “If YoU dOn’T wAtCh It It’Ll DiSsApEaR!!!!”
Hym “OH NO!!! I have to be able to watch something diligently. I couldn’t ever do that!”
BeepBorp The Clinician “I wAs A mArXiSt!”
by Hym Iam November 6, 2022
Get the Marxist mug.Hym "People getting killed by cops is super important.... But not EVERY time it happens. Frank Tyson died 1 month ago. I'm just now hearing about it. Died in the exact same way George Floyd died so... Where is the outrage!? Or was I right!? Sissy cry-babies not used to seeing people die but now that they seen it they are kind of desensitized to it and it just isn't that big of a deal now? No protests? Where are all the outraged liberal pundits? Majority Report should have had Half-Asian Francesca on to bloviate about how NOTHING HAS CHANGED... Since George Floyd. NOTHING has changed. They just kept doing it. They just kept kneeling on necks. That was ACTUALLY the thing that THEY CLAIMED GEORGE FLOYD WAS... No outrage this time. They are PRETENDING out here. It's pretend. Like 95% of all social interactions are just pretend. It's pretend-world. I said it earlier. I said it initially. Pretend-world. That's where we live."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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Do you? Weren't you just talking about how you wanted to uproot you life and leave? Why didn't you just choose to be happy then instead of feeling that way?
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I guess I'm just a dumb, delusional, goblin-faced whore. The idea that I could just arbitrarily choose which emotions I feel is ridiculous. I should kill my kids and myself. I deserve it.
That's a good idea. I wish I had though of that. I'll share it on Facebook.
Do you? Weren't you just talking about how you wanted to uproot you life and leave? Why didn't you just choose to be happy then instead of feeling that way?
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I guess I'm just a dumb, delusional, goblin-faced whore. The idea that I could just arbitrarily choose which emotions I feel is ridiculous. I should kill my kids and myself. I deserve it.
That's a good idea. I wish I had though of that. I'll share it on Facebook.
by Hym Iam December 7, 2020
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Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Hym “A RIDDLE!? What the fuck are you talking about!? That is fascinating! Watching this inarticulate slob flesh out ideas he stole as clumsily as humanly possible is actually painful. Are the 300,000 that added themselves after I told them to go over there seeing this? This is unbelievable!”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
Get the Riddle mug.Hym "Really. You trying to split the baby on literally every issue is crazy. Cite the lesbian who pretended to be a man."
by Hym Iam June 4, 2025
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