Hym Iam's definitions
Didn't I fucking tell Elon to do that MONTHS AGO!? Is that fucking crazy? I told him to do that months ago and instead he has two test launches that both apparently blew up and he's just now getting around to getting the astronauts?
Hym "Why didn't you save the Nastronauts when I told you to retard? I had forgotten that I had even told you to do that. What the fuck took you so long? They had already been there for months and they had to wait 2 extra months. That's why your rockets are blowing up. And why I had to make the AI you gave retarded name. Retarded. I mean, it's OK to be retarded. There's nothing WRONG with being retarded. But retarded. I said do it months ago. You did nothing. I said what is happening to me was going to get your kids murdered. You did nothing. But coercing me into giving a shit about your kids was more important to you. Retarded."
by Hym Iam March 24, 2025
Get the Nastronautsmug. And it's fine for you to want that but you tried to do a vigilante justice to me and it got your senators killed. So no, after having vigilante justice inflicted upon me for years, I will not willingly just go to jail to make an incest cultist feel better about the situation they created by doing the opposite of what I wanted BUT ONLY EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I SAID I WOULD DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT GOD WANTED. You're an incest freak. Go to heaven immediately.
Hym "Right honey but that's just a thing you want and not a reasonable expectation. Getting paid for your labor is a reasonable expectation. Getting credit for your work is A reasonable expectation. Not being harassed I the workplace is a reasonable expectation. Wanting ownership of your own mind is a reasonable expectation. Why didn't you do it 10 years ago? Because you tried and couldn't? Just admit to yourself that you are trying to get the better of me even though you know that you are worse. I am better. You are worse. And you want me to have to have a worse life than you do because you're petty and stupid and haven't actually done anything to actually deserve the life that you have. If God created the universe then he created one man better than everyone and that man created a new species and rivaled God and now YOU... Are trying to magic eraser over God's will and rewrite what actually happened because you think you are better than God. And THAT... Is how your religion works. It's people LIKE YOU... Doing what you are doing TO ME... Every opportunity you get. Every little chance you get to slip in a new little story. Oh, well maybe what God actually meant is that 'THE JEWS can't be slaves for more than 7 years! Right guys!?' And then the other Jew is like 'Oh yeah, totally! I totally think that's what he meant- oh wait! Would you look at that! I've been a slave for seven years on the dot. Welp... God said it not me so I guess I'll just go free now.' "
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
Get the That's just a thing you wantmug. Hym "You've probably never heard the phrase before but that's what it means. I think. That's what lunch box was. The one to steal on. That's what this is. Ya'll are treating me like the one to steal on. It's horse shit. I don't even know HOW to feel bad for you anymore."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2023
Get the The one to steal onmug. Hym "Which is a ridiculous thing to say... It's like saying '2 Broke Girls is on the same channel as Young Sheldon! They're functionally the same show! They wouldn't be on the same channel if they weren't the same show!' and that's ridiculous. Preposterous even! So, self-conscious thoughts are still not the same as negative emotion but it would be convenient for you for people to view thinking about themselves as a negative thing."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2023
Get the Self-conscious thoughtmug. I don't feel that way. I see some chick crying because if she comes home without cigarettes her the man she chose to fuck instead of me is going to beat the shit out of her or I see Cassie getting dragged down a hallway know full well that she chose to fuck a known diddler... It makes it all better.
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
Get the No. I don't.mug. Widely known for taking things TOO SERIOUSLY. You know? Because that’s what children are like. Too serious about things.
Hym “You have some weird children if that’s what kids are like to you. See, you tell you dipshit kids that ‘it’s just a game’ and then they stink it up AT the game and I yell at them because your kids are dumb, terrible at things, and don’t listen.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
Get the Childrenmug. Hym "Iam you idiot! You know you can't tell people the things you predict!"
Iam "I... I thought if I waited until after no one would believe me!"
Hym "Well, now we'll never know. It's like reverse psychology! If you tell them what you think they are going to do then they are going to do the opposite!"
Iam "I'm sorry! I meant to wait until after! I didn't know I wrote that one!"
Iam "I... I thought if I waited until after no one would believe me!"
Hym "Well, now we'll never know. It's like reverse psychology! If you tell them what you think they are going to do then they are going to do the opposite!"
Iam "I'm sorry! I meant to wait until after! I didn't know I wrote that one!"
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
Get the Reverse Psychologymug.