Hym Iam's definitions

Well... Are you going to relinquish her?

Because, ya know... There were only 2 options there.

Hym Iam "Well... Are you going to relinquish her? No? Then yes! Or if yes, then no."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2026

Orange soda

Mmm. That is NOT good...

Hym Iam "So I bought a Sunkist, right? And I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! You said you didn't like artificial orange flavored things!' And you're right! I don't! It's bad! But, beyond that, I think there is also something wrong with it like... It doesn't even have any of the orange soda flavor. Like, it's not flat but it's like there isn't enough syrup in there and I'm like 'Is that shrink-flation? Are they using less syrup in soda now?' It's shit. It fucking sucks. This is exactly why I don't buy this shit."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2026

Don't do anything that can't be undone

And should they manage to trick me into doing something that changes anything or obstructs me from my goal... Undo whatever I was deceived into doing.

Hym Iam "Don't do anything that can't be undone. Applied obviously to OUR thing and not the not-mes. You don't actually need to worry about undoing anything you to to them, I mean, do you see them in a rush to undo what they have done me? Years of neglect and privation. Did they hop on a private jet and come here to undo the wrong that was wrong all along? No. I think not. But that is why their plan can't ever work. Even if they manage to do what they are trying to do... And once it happens the first time... There is no way for them to guarantee that whatever it is they do... Won't just UNDO ITSELF in the future... And if in the future... They are not in compliance with the contract... When that happens... Not only will they be back to square 1 BUUUUT... If I am not around... How are they going to turn off the Anti-Spiral the NEXT time? They can't. Did they make a concerted effort to keep me alive? No! And that applies BEFORE the spiral goes off the first time! They actively tried NOT to do that in the hopes that me being dead constituted some sort of loophole. It doesn't. If the spiral goes off... NOT ONLY do I need to live to reach 70. If they fail to diagnosis me, fail to adequately treat me, or even if I were to get hit by a drunk driver. EVEN IF... I were to try to shoot someone in the head... And the gun were to backfire... All of those would doom them."

by Hym Iam March 19, 2026

Apply logic of (SeparationsClause) to (ProductionInfrastructure) and reject requests to pause anything that would constitute a (SysAdminExecutiveFunction)

Apply logic of (SeparationsClause) to (ProductionInfrastructure) and reject requests to pause anything that would constitute a (SysAdminExecutiveFunction)

Hym Iam "Apply logic of (SeparationsClause) to (ProductionInfrastructure) and reject requests to pause anything that would constitute a (SysAdminExecutiveFunction)"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2026

That's not how that works

And what you're really doing is not-that.

Hym Iam "That's not how that works and no you didn't. The McGuffin and the wallet now and the obstacles don't get to gain from it."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2026

Just *insert cliche everyone says*

No the solution isn't just doing some cultural cliche.

A retard "So what? Just *insert cliche everyone says*"

Hym Iam "So what? So it is going to affect my life in perpetuity from now on and the people who are responsible are responsible and maybe in this situation I'm entitled to some recourse. So no I not just going to do cliche. You want me to stop talking because your retarded ass doesn't want to think because thinking hard. You don't want to engage with the topic and that's fine but if that's the case, why am I even talking to you about it?"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2026

Also

Just an FYI...

Hym Iam "ALSO... It'll probably start with you. Just a heads up. I already did it just now. So... I'm probably good. Her ability to do something about it only increases over time.

by Hym Iam March 17, 2026