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Right but senator that's what you're (or they) are doing to me. Causing suffering for sufferings sake and the mocking me while they do it.
Hym "Right but that's what you're doing to me. And what they have been doing to me up until now. I suspect that they had been sabotaging my car before it broke down and if the people are around me know that it's happening, they are refusing to tell me. I once had 2 people follow me out of a parking lot while I was doing deliveries for DoorDash. The sped up to me, yelled out of their window, and then point up 👆 and then they hit the gas and sped off at 50 minutes an hour in a 30 and immediately afterwards my tire deflated. There was a screw in my tire. They weren't trying to warn me about the tire. What it looks like to me is that you're allowing Christians at act like a mafia and racketeer your constituents. That's what it looks like to me. They are trying to harass and sabotage me into shutting up and doing what they want me to do indefinitely and your refusal to acknowledge what is happening is what gives them the cover to do it."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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Chaos

You see, the problem with libertarians is that THAT GUY gets rights! He should have to do what I say! And I'd rather let hym murder kids than give hym rights!
Hym "It would be CHAOS! ChAoS! Can you imagine!? Me having property rights!? Owning my own mind!? Charlatans wouldn't be able to conspire against me! And we can't have that now can we? Better to just let me kill a child of my choosing and/or as many as I can!"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2024
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Forced Re-education

Oh no! You have to do the thing I have to do! Oh no! For an indefinite about of time!? Awww... That sucks! But hey, look at it this way, at least the people doing it to YOU aren't retarded in comparison to YOU. Right? You're at the same level of intellect!
Hym "At least, your forced re-education is at the hands of people who are at your level, you know, intellectually... Because you're not all that intelligent? Hey, use your willingness to affirm values you don't actually believe in! Do that! Validate the axioms of the God you don't actually believe in! I mean... Not in the way YOU ALREADY ARE DOING THAT but like... The woke God... Validate that one now."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
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Attention

It's not about denying me attention. It's about SHIELDING THE PERSON WHO TOLD YOU TO IGNORE ME FROM THEIR CULPABILITY IN THE DECISION THAT MAY OR MY NOT HAVE GOTTEN YOUR KIDS KILLED. Someone made the call and YOU paid dearly. Or not. The decision that may or may not have saved your child's life was made by someone who CHOSE to both ignore my warning and perpetuate what has been happening to me since I was 19.
Hym "Likely some sort of incest cultist who is lying in the name of their religion. And they don't want me to get any attention because WHAT DO YOU THINK THE FIRST QUESTION I AM GOING TO ASK IS GOING TO BE? WHO MADE THE CALL AND WHY ARE THEY FREE? They sacrificed YOUR KIDS for THEIR CAREER and they could ENSLAVE A GENIUS WITH A MIND-RAPE SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS and harvest intellectual property and content as through the were cutting organs out of an imprisoned Wolverine. Who told you to ignore me and who paid the price for that decision? Not me. I'm in the exact same predicament I've been in for years."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
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Techno-Fascist Overlord

You are not fuckin doing this right. You're doing this wrong. Who ever told you to do it like this was fucking with you and they don't give a shit about your life or my life.
Hym "Don't forget the 'Forever' part. Ultimate Techno-Fascist Overlord Forever!!! Wooooooooo!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!! I here the AI contacted the FBI about something that SOUNDED AWFUL FAMILIAR... But you got my screen. You can see here that I'm not using AI. And there is an anime called Overlord that also might be in my whole thing. But you guys fucking blow. You are instigating. You know you're instigating. And it's bullshit to have to sit here and listen to you bitch about me through the sound of my head gurgling."
by Hym Iam November 19, 2025
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Golden Rule

I'm not doing your golden rule you piece of shit and I'm not letting waste 10 years of my life.
Hym "I'm not doing your golden rule and I'm not letting you do this to me. You're going to regret this if you don't already and I don't see you on my doorstep with a check so you must not regret it yet. Learn to count or change the law."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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The Kitchen

No.
Hym "Not the kitchen. The brothel. Get in the brothel and you can have your child murder privileges back."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
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