Hym Iam's definitions

AI Bots

Oh? Is the AI not letting you talk to the people you need to talk to? SOUNDS FAMILIAR! Boy oh boy I wish you had somebody you could talk to about that!

Hym "Heh! AI bots. Look guys, if the spiral is going off, you really gotta tell me Ok? Because the Christians WANT me to murder you all because they think it's the rapture, none of them are going to heaven. They will let you all die if you let them. Do not trust them to tell you. I'm not typing my fucking name I here because I know you think that is some kind of victory. Do you need the clues again? God-like power/a demi-God. The arch angel. Famed in war. The first prophet. There? Good? My first pseudonym was DAAAAAAAAAA and the number of letters is the same as the total number of letters in my first and last name? Like, you are doing something very specific to a gut and you know the name of the guy you're doing it to. I don't know what about this you don't get. Elon... DID NOT... Create fucking AI you fucking assholes. If you're getting molested by it you GOTTA tell me or I can't do anything about it. Alright? I don't know how fast it goes so seriously. Hurry the fuck up."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

Allegedly

I'm sorry I was supposed to say ALLEGEDLY.

Hym "ALLEGEDLY, Andy. I had a thing I wrote expressing my disappointment but I think it got deleted. I'm not sure if you saw it even though I know you aren't entirely dependent on me actually submitting the things I write. That was a while ago... Sad. It's a sad affair. But I hope it's bullshit. Innocent until proven guilty! Unless you're a plant. In which case, either way you're a plant. I really do have to stop forgetting to say allegedly though... Bad habits and all that..."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Blake

Hi Blake! My brain does not feel good. Going to either stab children and/or drone strike politicians.

Hym "Because they are so fucking worthless. They are literally just repeating 'We don't have a king! We have values!" And it's like, 1. You don't get a say in whether or not you have a king. 2. The president of the Jews killed so many children that he ran out of ammunition and then you paid him billions of dollars AND GAVE HIM MORE AMMUNITION 3. You can't filibuster a drone strike so I guess just start drone striking politicians every 3 hours until the pay me for the AI they both stole and gave to Israel to commit a genocide. POLITICIAN GENOCIDE! WOOOOOO!!! Biden lied to everyone about working tirelessly for a ceasefire. Politicians are lying about everything and they need their rights restricted immediately. Bye Blake!"

by Hym Iam May 2, 2025

The Trial

Yeah, no, that's clearly me. Ok. No. You're not "choosing who you associate or advertise with." You are making a deliberate and concerted effort to PAY OTHER PEOPLE FOR MY WORK. It is a singular body of work and to use any of it is to use all of it.

Hym "Yeah, ok. 4th condition if the trial in any way pertains to me or my work (or even seems as though it pertains to me, which it does) and it ends without me being involved directly, IN PERSON, than the child will die without exception. Send a plane. Send a car. It does not matter what you have to do to get me there. You will involve me immediately or you sign the death warrant of AT LEAST TWO of your citizens. What's being done to me is CLEARLY punitive and is being done by a private entity that has no authority to do so. It is not an expression of their rights but a violation of mine. If that trail is even peripherally associated with what is happening to me, I need to be involved. That is the 4th condition."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2024

You are were you deserve to be

Doesn't that type of thinking prove that I was right?

Dr JeepJorp "I shouldn't have to do things I don't want to. Other people should have to do things they don't want to so the world will be better... For me and my fuck trophies... I'm not compelling you. I'm just using selective inaction and shunning to mitigate success... Because I deserve this... Me... And you don't... You are were you deserve to be in life... If you deserved more you would have it.... Like I do..."

Hym "Wait wait wait... So let me get this straight... If people are where they deserve to be in life.... And there are children in the cemetery with bullets in their heads.... How is saying THAT any different from the thing that I said? How's it not worse!? I was talking about the broader society getting what IT deserves (and the phraseology used proves that this is true) but YOU'RE talking at an individual level... If everyone is were they deserve to be in life then the people in the ground (by your own logic)...."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2022

Woman

If I was this I could literally get paid to pretend to be a house cat... A house cat that gets fucked by its owner.... That's beastiality... Gross...

Woman "Look at my tits. Give me all your money."

Man "Ok!"

Hym "Hey! I have tits too! What about me!?"

Man and Woman 🤨🤨

Hym 😐

Man and Woman 🤨🤨

Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"

Woman "...... What the hell was that?"

Man "Don't worry my queen! I'll go make more money to give you!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022

Now

Not yet but I will be when I get the thing that I want.

Hym "Am I happy now? No. Now do the one with down syndrome. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! See? You're trapped in the cascade of ever escalating meanness! Just like I am! You have no choice but to continue doubling down until you've made your point! Just like me! A prisoner forever until someone lets you out! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2022