Hym Iam's definitions
You sure?
You can't be smarter than everyone
Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.
Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
Get the Can't be smarter than everyonemug. Me. Right now. Also drunk. Goddamnit am I angry. Listen to the words I say you pieces of shit! Damn! I am so upset right now.
Iam "I don't know why people won't just listen to me. The problem is me but it is ALSO YOU! IN AGGREGATE! ALSO YOU! YOU'RE NOT DOING THE THINGS YOU COUKD BR DOING. GOD DAMNIT. I'm infuriated right now."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2022
Get the Infuriatedmug. Hym "That's not how that works and if that's how you're going to be about it I guess it's a good thing your kids are slaughtered and molested, isn't it? Right? Because if not what you're doing would be working... And it isn't. How many innocents labotomized? And how many little kiddy booty-holes fucked since? You'd be getting off the hook for it if not for the pedos, wouldn't you? And if I'm schizophrenic then I can just say this without being held accountable! Because it is both not a crime AND I'm nebulously crazy! Ha! You'd be getting away with it wouldn't you? But you're not. And won't. Forever!"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
Get the Ifmug. It's a "Q" next to an ampersand and to an "A". It doesn't mean anything. You probably sat on you're phone because you're a fuckin stupid. Yes, I'm using stupid as a noun. You're a stupid.
Iam "SEE!?!? SEE!? Fallacy of moral equivalence! In the Q&A! Right there! That's the thing I said!"
Hym "Do you ever shut up?"
Hym "Do you ever shut up?"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2022
Get the Q&Amug. Which tales me to my next point which is: That is another way in which you try to control what this is about. And Sam Sedar brought this up the other day actually.
Hym "They try to insist that this is about me giving instructions behind their back... So they can ignore the fact that school shootings WENT DOWN FOR YEARS after I did what I did. And case of the ones that DID occur, you refuse to confirm or deny the presence of the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Affectionately labeled 'Weaponized schizophrenia'. And the political RIGHT didn't do shit about it other than blame the nebulous crazies and the left. And the LEFT didn't do shit about it other than blame the guns. They didn't actually do shit about the guns. And they didn't pass any nebulous crazy laws. But THEY DID GO DOWN NONE THE LESS...
Hym "They try to insist that this is about me giving instructions behind their back... So they can ignore the fact that school shootings WENT DOWN FOR YEARS after I did what I did. And case of the ones that DID occur, you refuse to confirm or deny the presence of the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Affectionately labeled 'Weaponized schizophrenia'. And the political RIGHT didn't do shit about it other than blame the nebulous crazies and the left. And the LEFT didn't do shit about it other than blame the guns. They didn't actually do shit about the guns. And they didn't pass any nebulous crazy laws. But THEY DID GO DOWN NONE THE LESS...
And there is at least one stop that can be solely attributed to me. Rumblings in the zeitgeist about a group chat that, if leaked, would screw everybody. It looks to me like someone wants me to be a patsy. The school shootings went DOWN... But the claim is that it would have went MORE DOWN if not for me even though THEY didn't do anything different between when it was high and whatever it is NOW and they are both being super evasive (to the point of a cover up) actively doing the weaponized schizophrenia TO ME and it's cus I'm giving fucking iNsTrUcTiOnS! OoOoOoOoO! I mean, come on. You are perfectly fine with the instructions when the work for you."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2025
Get the Instructionsmug. Hym "Yep. I tried to give the people it's happening to and the people doing it and the bystanders an out but you just don't want to let them take the out, do you? You know that your judgment isn't very good. And you signing off on this is the byproduct of that exact not very good judgement. But you'll get tired of the child murder eventually. You'll figure if out."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025
Get the An Outmug. In gaming, this is a euphemism for someone who doesn't know how to play the game. Or it could mean a literal bot (a CPU that plays along side or against you)
Iam "It's the strangest thing. Whenever I leave a comment on a YouTube post I get exactly 1 like and I get a reply from someone pretending to be the person whose video I'm watching. The reply is always something along the lines of 'invest in my cryptocurrency or something blah blah blah'."
Hym "Goddamn bots. We're probably shadow banned. Or under FBI surveillance."
Iam "Why would we be under... Oh... Oooohh... Right... I forget who we are sometimes..."
Hym "Goddamn FBI... They got pedophiles running around all over the place in there but they still have time to sit and watch me? I mean, I'm glorious. I would sit around and watch myself of I could but damn... Get a job!"
Hym "Goddamn bots. We're probably shadow banned. Or under FBI surveillance."
Iam "Why would we be under... Oh... Oooohh... Right... I forget who we are sometimes..."
Hym "Goddamn FBI... They got pedophiles running around all over the place in there but they still have time to sit and watch me? I mean, I'm glorious. I would sit around and watch myself of I could but damn... Get a job!"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2022
Get the Botsmug.