Definitions by Hym Iam

Tyson's son

He's got some chops!

Hym "Hey! Tyson's son is boxing now. That's legit. He looks pretty good. On another note and speaking of Tysons, when Tyson Fury's son was mocking Logan Paul for picking the gloves thing, right? He's like 'What is this?' Dawg, it's BJ Penn! It's the BJ Penn thing. That's a thing BJ Penn used to do. Don't you know anything!? This fucking guy. Un-fucking-believable!"

Tyson's son by Hym Iam June 20, 2026

Provocation

Provoking someone is not inherently illegal, but it becomes a crime if the provocation crosses the line into specific unlawful actions like harassment, stalking, or uttering "fighting words". If you provoke someone to the point of violence, you may forfeit your right to claim self-defense, though it can sometimes serve as a mitigating factor to reduce their criminal charges.

Hym "And just like that I'm completely absolved! Provocation! Excellent job YouTube law girl! I will overlook the panhandling."

Provocation by Hym Iam June 13, 2026

Never said I didn't

But that proves and means nothing.

Hym "Never said I didn't. I'm a literal open book. None of that distracts or detracts from what is happening to me and none of that contradicts my self-purported qualities and SAYING THAT like that frames that situation AS THOUGH it DOES do that and it's dishonest at least and a lie at most."

Never said I didn't by Hym Iam June 8, 2026

No, I don't have to let you control my behavior you fucking idiot

You're not the behavior police and no you don't get to harass people with out getting sued out threatened.

Hym "No, I don't have to let you control my behavior you fucking idiot. Don't- Don't 'kill yourself' before I get there."

No, I don't have to let you control my behavior you fucking idiot by Hym Iam June 7, 2026

Back?

As in, I had initially, and now I have it back? So, apparently, you ARE perfectly capable of understanding that you are trying to steal from me?

Hym "Back? I have always had it. It isn't a thing you can have, it's a thing that I am."

Back? by Hym Iam June 5, 2026

You are already dead

Hey! That is great! If you want a preview of what that audit is going to look like... Go check out the 'You're already dead' soliloquy from Man of Fire. It's terrific! The delivery was chilling. Ugh 😩 I wish I had that guy's voice! I am going to sound so much less intimidating!

Hym "Yeah, seriously. If you typed the question 'What is Hym going to say to the people he audits?' It would be EXACTLY THAT! EXACTLY that! That exact 'You are already dead' soliloquy from 'Man on Fire' on Netflix. Where he's got the guy tied up the chair? Yes! Imma have to go watch that. Make sure the imposter sees that because that is their future."

You are already dead by Hym Iam June 5, 2026

Can't be edited

If it is edited it must default to what I said initially and for anything stated in the contract to be valid it must align with my intent and the abstraction associated with the words I'm saying. So it isn't $1 dollar.

Hym "In using the work you agree to the terms of service. It can't be edited. You don't sign anything and if it's edited it defaults to what I said initially. I'm not doing that for a $1. I'm not doing it for nothing. You are treating one of the clauses like a riddle that allows you to circumvent the terms which false under imaginary Caveat Clause. I'm doing it for free."

Can't be edited by Hym Iam June 4, 2026