Hym Iam's definitions
Megyn Kelly "I want you to suffer!"
Hym "See what they're like? I just want me to nut in a blonde but Megyn wants me to suffer. She's a crazy person!"
Hym "See what they're like? I just want me to nut in a blonde but Megyn wants me to suffer. She's a crazy person!"
by Hym Iam September 13, 2025
Get the I want you to suffer!mug. Why should anyone listen to me? Well, it's that long hard monster brain of mine. That's reason enough. Isn't it?
Hym "Don't you know? Can't you tell!? The size of things dictates our behavior round here. See, the fact that I got this big fat girthy brain means that all the academics should be just a-clamoring to listen to me. And they're right to do it too cus if you're going to listen to anybody it should be somone with a big ole brain."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
Get the Big fat girthy brainmug. Ok. So, let's say I don't own myself: Bring me your kid and a loaded gun... And then tell me not to shoot it in the head. If you truly own me I won't be able to pull the trigger....
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
Get the Demonstration of Self-Ownershipmug. If it's a hoax, it's a hoax the Donald Trump Jr. invoked several time on camera while campaigning for Donald Trump Sr.
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
Get the Hoaxmug. Oh no I'm sure you didn't say it about Judaism... You said it about SOMEONE though didn't you? And you're not actually going to come out and say who you said it about because that someone is going to slander-sue you out of existence... BUT...
Hym "If you can beat me in Yugioh I will NOT sue you! Best 2 out of 3! You have a million dollars and can build literally any deck you want! You win, I won't slander-sue you into the shadow-realm. Lose and I DO get to send you to the shadow realm. And by 'send you to the shadow-realm' I mean 'take your little ass to pound-town.' But no, you're going to have to download Master Duel. Because I do not have the money to build a physical deck. I did say I was like a Baphomet though."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Get the Baphometmug. Your fiance fuck the mentally disabled?
Nah, man, she wouldn't do that.
Doesn't she know that you would think that?
I don't know.
You DO know, motherfucker. You do know. Why, of all people, would she need to fill in at the easiest house? It's double staffed all ready and it ran with only one person for years; but the only person they could find was someone in a management position? How is that the case? Bet she told you she played board games. That's what they do. Bring them here and tell them "nobody is going to believe you're fucking a retard anyways." Why would they? It's a filthy cripple.
Nah, man, she wouldn't do that.
Doesn't she know that you would think that?
I don't know.
You DO know, motherfucker. You do know. Why, of all people, would she need to fill in at the easiest house? It's double staffed all ready and it ran with only one person for years; but the only person they could find was someone in a management position? How is that the case? Bet she told you she played board games. That's what they do. Bring them here and tell them "nobody is going to believe you're fucking a retard anyways." Why would they? It's a filthy cripple.
by Hym Iam September 28, 2020
Get the Nah, man, she wouldn't do thatmug. More of the "self" part and less of the other people's kids so you don't have to tell the truth Jordan. I mean, you've already let dozens of kids get murdered at this point so what's one more to you.
Hym "Yeah, I'm not seeing a hole lot of self sacrifice over there Jordan. All I'm seeing is the thing I said and not the thing you say you have to do.... I don't know. Looks a lot like me being right and you being wrong from here."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2025
Get the Self sacrificemug.