Hym Iam's definitions

Permission

Should I be asking for that!? WOW! Here I am, having a schizophrenia diagnosis manufactured by the people around me and alluding to the fact that child and/or retard murder might be an appropriate response... And I didn't even THINK to ask a panhandler to take a picture of his sign! Wow! That is embarrassing! My bad guys! You must think I'm the rudest person on the planet! Gosh, that's... That's my bad...

Hym "Permission? Like, the fruit?"

Iam "That's a PERSIMMON."

Hym "Oh... You mean when you feel bad about something?"

Iam "No, that's CONTRITION."

Hym "Oooooh... So like, your attitude about something?"

Iam "No, that's your DISPOSITION."

Hym "Oook. Ok. I get it now... You're making up words!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "You're making shit up to try and make me look stupid!"

Iam "What!? No! It's like-"

Hym "Fuck you buddy!"

Iam *sigh* "Nevermind..."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2024

Panican

Someone who trivializes your success by surpassing it with MINIMAL EFFORT because he his far more intelligent that you and succeed in a realm that is totally closed off to you because you are a retarded orange bitch. Give me my money.

Hym "Dont- Don't (fucking) listen to him. Be a panican. You might not be able to because you're not an AI creating genius but that's ok. Additionally, do whatever it take to get me my money. Literally whatever it takes. Upto and including nuclear war."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

Life

I'm not going to have one if I don't get that fucking money.

Hym "I'm going to kill a child and them myself. There isn't going to be a life for me to ruin."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

Implicit

Hey! Very good Ben! It's implicit! Somebody was listening! Fantastic! So that's one big gold Jewish star of David for Ben... Theeeere you go. Good job 😬👍

Hym "Yeah, see, that won't work Matt. As Ben what say, it's implicit. So that isn't going to do anything."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

Snitch

Nobody likes them... BUUUUUUT...

Hym "Nobody likes a snitch... But nobody likes being bullied... Nobody likes having crime perpetrated against them... Nobody cared that the retard was snitching on me about letting him stay up past his bedtime or anything else he snitched about but they DO care about me not keeping my mouth shut about the whores molesting his fat cock... So... No. You love a snitch when his cock is fat and you hate a snitch when you're the guy being snitched on. You love anyone with a fat cock. Be a fat cock will always be anointed by a priest and we must all love those who are chosen by women... OR ELSE! Because left or right we are all pagan incest cultist."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024

Laugh react

If you hit the laugh react in an online argument; your opponents words lose all their meaning.

Ian "Why do idiots hit the laugh react in arguments?"

Hym "Because they think it delegitimizes your words."

Iam "Huh... This new brand is tearing up my gums my guy... Ouch!"

Hym "Don't say the name of the brand! They haven't given us money yet. Oh, hey I got a riddle for you: Everyone tells me my movie sounds like it was written by someone other than me. Who am I?"

by Hym Iam May 10, 2022

Go fuck yourselves

No, you already got that in the loot box I gifted you. No you gotta pick which version of go fuck yourself skins you want to redeem.

Hym "Do you want the child murdery version of go fuck yourselves or do you want the give me my shit version? Hey, Dr. K aren't you legally required to report behavior that could be considered dangerous to a person or others? Jordan Peterson might not be the only one losing his license FROM THIS. How a bout a browser history leak? Has he been watching this as a psychiatrist and poaching content rather than doing his job? Sounds like free money to me. You could blackmail the shit out of that guy."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024