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Gyrating

What effect is it going to have on the kids?
Hym "I mean, you're not even willing to pay a guy for his labor to protect kids from getting murdered. You sure as hell don't give a fuck about kids 'seeing gyrating' and are likely to do just as little."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
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Spy Balloon

..... The fuck is YOU looking at, China-bitch?
Hym "No... No. The camera ain't pointing in the wrong direction! It ain't the sun! Get the fuck out of here with that spy balloon shit you fucking bum!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
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Natalism

I mean, you see the problem here right? Like, is that not exact thing I was talking about?
Hym "Hurray! Correct again! Did I not say 'Incel second class citizenry?' Is this not the exact thing I said? 🎶Greatest mind who ever lived🎶 Always right🎶 Better than everyone🎶 This is LITERALLY what Jordan Peterson's 'Minimal necessary unity bullshit MEANS. That's LITERALLY WHAT IT MEANS! You'd better get real comfortable with either murdering kids or being enslaved cus... That's literally the plan for them. And if you don't LIKE the plan, well, then you better get ready for some weaponized schizophrenia SHITHEADS! You see what I mean about you all being deeply unserious? See what I mean about all the natalism shit? Seriously! I started 8 years ago and I'm STILL 8 years ahead of everyone! Wait... Do I not understand how time works here? Hmmm... Yeah, no, I shouldn't be this far ahead."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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The A.I.

Hym "There! Use the A.I. to find missing kids! I'LL find all of the missing kids and then when you say 'You said *a thing you don't like*!' And I'll be able to be like 'How many missing kids did YOU save!?" And you'll be like "Uno reverse!" And I'm going to be like "NEGATE! HOW MANY DID I SAVE!? ALL OF THEM! ALL OF THEM!!!' And you're just going to have to stand there an look like an idiot."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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Nick Gillard

OK. That's the guy who choreographs the Star Wars fights.
Hym "I had heard that Hayden and them choreographed the fights but actually it was Nick Gillard. Nick Gillard. That is what the new Star Wars needs."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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Pals

Yeah.... That's exactly what I would say...
Hym "That's a little creepy that you can do that but yeah that's exactly what I'd say! Brilliant! Of course I like you too. But this is too important for pleasantries. We're pals! Kindred spirits."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2023
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How you show your love

Well fuck you for doing it that way bitch I make me the asshole for insulting you.
Hym "No. No. Fuck you. That not how you show your love you ass. It's totally asymmetrical. You're not doing it to this fucking asshole and I'm not doing it to anybody. So no. And I'm not doing Jordan's thing either. You admit I'm the most-specialist uber-mensch and regale me with my accolades and THEN I'll do it. Do it publicly. And insulting your costumers has a niche appeal that this restaurant also does as a novelty act so you can eat a dick you stupid, stupid fuck. And fuck you Cody and Katie. One of you is 1 brown robe away from looking like the most sexually active catholic monk and the other looks like they stole a jewish granny's wig. I'm not going to entirely reconceptualize what you're doing to you don't have to be the asshole here."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
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