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Job

Some of them are easy but fewer of them are easier than sitting in a chair and being a slut.
Hym "Get a job! You hobo! With your pan handling ass. Get outta here!!!"
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by Hym Iam February 7, 2023
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Onlyfans

How's it any different from being the CEO of Onlyfans, Piers? The owner of a porn website?
Hym "It's morality hinges entirely on whether or not you've adapted a set of axiomatic presuppositions that claims that the elements of the act is immoral. Religious morality dictates that it's entirely binary but in reality, how immoral is it? I mean, on a scale of -10 to 10 were would onlyfans land? Maybe a little exploitative of men's base desires but still voluntary. The parasocial element could be considered manipulative. But then you'd ALSO have to apply that to ALL online social media activity because they share those same elements. If you believe their's nothing wrong with women showing their body on the internet it then it's fine on that end. Depending on whether or not they're being paid adequately for their labor it's either more or less exploitative than any other job. So, maybe somewhere between -2 and 2 on the morality scale. Fairly benign. It's fine. Cam girl shit is fine. I wouldn't do it because I'm not going to pay you to NOT fuck me but if people want to spend their money on it it's no more of a waste of money than most online interactions with most social media entities."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Neurocysticerosis

Hym "I don't have bugs in my brain do I!? Oooooh noooo! That would be even worse than an infected tooth! Neurocysticerosis!? I did eat a lot of meat... But the pressure in the side of my head started before I started the keto diet... But I my butthole did itch at night... Hmmm... Either way, murder children if they don't give me some anti-parasitics..."
by Hym Iam May 10, 2025
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Rhaenyra

I know it's late but... NOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Clanking and banging in the background*
Hym "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
*Clanking and banging continues*
Iam "............."

Hym "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

*Loud bang*
Iam "HEY! That almost hit me..."

Hym "RHAENYRA NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Iam *sigh* "He liked the other one... "😒

Hym "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Clanking and banging resumes*
by Hym Iam January 3, 2023
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Anything

Hym "Anything? Because... I'm super easy to bribe..."
by Hym Iam June 8, 2022
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Contingent

I don't believe that. I think what people are trying to do is link me to that retard in such a way that...
Hym "How I'm perceived is contingent upon how I spoke about the retard as a form of karmic retribution. You're not directing the rhetoric at me because it's concordant with truth. Your saying about me because you want there to be some form of retribution for someone you have more sympathy for than me. That's why we get all of the asymmetrical motivational policing. You'd be quick to say that I'm motivated by attention seeking or profit motives or fame but I can just as easily point the spotlight to your motivations or claim that you're projecting. It isn't productive and what I would or have posited is likely more consistent with truth than the claim that I did THIS so that everyone would love me and throw money and women at me and carry me around on a Xerxes throne."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
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Emails

I have never emailed, contacted, reached out to anyone. Anyone saying otherwise is lying. No I have not contacted anyone. No I have not spoken with anyone.
Hym "I have not sent emails to anyone, by the way. I've never contacted anyone. I've never BEEN contacted by anyone. I'm not working for anyone but I DO own this as content."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2023
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