Holly's definitions

fart cake

someone who is cute, but farts a lot

my dog

by Holly October 4, 2003

hardcore rape

When a guy/girl older than 21 creeps, fucks, and/or touches some poon or stick under the age of 16.

GAWDAMNNN, Did you hear about that crazy fuck in that band hardcore raping that chick? F.R.E.A.K.!!

by Holly February 1, 2005

land-locked

being in a situation, especially one of a social nature, that is difficult and seemingly impossible to get out of.

Holly: "Damn, this party is lame. I so wanna leave here like right now, but I don't wanna be rude to Kristin either, she's still a great friend. Ugghhhh.... I just KNEW we should have planned an exit strategy, huh?"

Jenn: "For sure, especially since the bash that Terri's having would be WAY more off the chimney no doubt. It sure sucks to be land-locked like this!"

by Holly August 15, 2006

never

When someone says something really obvious and you say never sarcasticly.
no way i don't believe it

a: I woke up this morning
b: Never

by Holly May 13, 2005

Kelly Deathless

Crazy bitch who makes up internet lies to get internet followers

omgzz poor Kelly ran away

by Holly December 17, 2004

blamp

poop, waste, feces, crap, or poo.

Ewww..There's a blamp on the floor!

by Holly October 11, 2003

frying

a fat hottie. A fat person that happens to be hott or good-looking, or someone that could be really hott if they weren't such a fatass.

"DUDE THAT CHICK IS FUCKIN FRYING"
"man that dude could be so hott; i mean, he is frying and all...but he could be better if he lost a few pounds"

by holly December 7, 2004