Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill!'s definitions

Worried

The feeling you get when you read an urban dictionary definition

I got worried when I looked up the name Julian

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! January 6, 2019

I am confusion

When you are so confused you literally are confusion

I am confusion

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 20, 2018

Stare

When someone look at you and doesn’t look away or blink. Sometimes pupils dilate which is um means they like you but that doesn’t matter.

Jessica did the stare at Julian

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 24, 2018

Happily Eye Raped

When a hot girl or boy stares at you intently

Steve was totally stared down by Stacy he was happily eye raped

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 21, 2018

Brian

A guy who drinks bud light front the moment he wakes up and falls to bed at 2am so wasted he wakes up still wasted drinks some more and goes to work. That guy that comes to my dads house drunk and he stays really long a creeps me out. He’s ALWAYS DRUNK NO MATTER-WHAT.

Brian is such a douche

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 23, 2018

Brain

A fucking little piece of shit that makes your body work. It’s good for that and that’s it. Because then it decides let’s have the same fucking dream three days in a row and have be about a shit ass girl at school. It decides ok this happened let’s think about that for the next 4 years.

My brain is so annoying

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 23, 2018

Jessica

A girl who everyone loves and is very friendly. Usually has brown hair and hazel eyes. They usually have strong bonds with animals like dogs or cats. She is that girl that talks to anyone and everyone she runs into. She talks to every guy and misleads everyone until you find out she likes some 300 pound kid who is ugly AF and your like WTF. Trust me if your friends with one keep it that way.

Jessica talked to everyone in the hall and was late school.

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 23, 2018