obstructicator

(n) An administrator of the typical sort, who rose to power more through ambition, aggression and connections than through skill, education or intelligence, and who does more to obstruct than to facilitate the functioning and operations of the institution.

The obstructicator was proud of the new forms he had created to cover every possible activity that could be carried out in his department.

by Heptune May 19, 2005

wob

A glob of pasty fecal matter that is too soft to hold a distinctive turd shape, and too solid to make a puddle.

My cat was leaving yellow wobs outside of his litterbox, so I took him to the vet.

by heptune June 15, 2006

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune August 31, 2008

load shedding

On Guam, this is a euphemism for power rationing or planned power outages.

The Guam Power Authority scheduled six hours of load shedding in Yigo today.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

schnitzelmouse

(n)A fat-bodied, short-legged mouselike rodent, a vole.

My cat left a dead schnitzelmouse on our porch.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

glup

2. (n) A serving spoon full of food or a scoop of ice cream.

Just give me two glups.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

vulture

1. (n) A driver who obstructs traffic in a parking lot waiting for someone to vacate a parking place.
2. (v) The act of obstructing traffic in a parking lot while waiting for a parking place to open.

1. The vulture was waiting for a place in the front row, even though there were plenty of places open in the next row.
2. He was vulturing me so closely that I didn't have room to back out.

by Heptune May 14, 2005