HawaiianPunch1's definitions

Methiopropamine

Methiopropamine(MPA) is a stimulant structurally similar to methamphetamine, but with a thiophene ring instead of a benzene ring. The replacement of a thiophenyl group with a phenyl group means that MPA is 1/4 the strength of amphetamine and 1/6 the strength of methamphetamine. Unlike methamphetamine, amphetamine and methiopropamine are safe to use. Methiopropamine is safe long term.

I tried this methiopropamine and 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone combo. I was studying for hours! This MPA is great!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 2, 2021

Midnight 15

When during a year, a guy or girl ends up staying up past midnight and eating a lot and not being able to exercise outside due to it being super late, they end up gaining 15 pounds or more. It's usually eating junk food and you even cook stuff that's not the healthiest, but usually super tasty stuff.

*midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.

*eats it.

(Next day)

*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.

*eats it

(Wednesday)

Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it

Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.

A year later.

*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.

Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!

by HawaiianPunch1 June 23, 2023

2030

2030 to 2040 is the years when scientists say the coffee plant will go extinct due to global warming (Climate Change) and droughts. Coffee is sensitive to droughts and weather that's too hot.

Strategies to deal with this include:

1) Legalizing Khat. (Nature's Ritalin. Contains Cathinone and Cathine. Can be turned into a drinkable solution by blending 100g Khat leaves and 400ml Hydrogen oxide or H2O or Water, then adding 0.6ml Muriatic Acid HCl Acid and drink the solution. You can add lemons and limes instead and drink the solution. 36mg to 108mg+ Cathinone and 100mg Cathine.)

2) Synthesizing Methcathinone HCl and purifying it to the extreme to not end up with Manganese (which will cause a dangerous condition known as Manganism.).

3) Using Modafinil pills, Armodafinil pills, Adipex-75 pills, DMAA HCl (Dimethylamylamine, Geranamine), Cyclopentamine HCl, Norcyclopentamine HCl (Cyclopentylaminopropane), Propylhexedrine HCl, and Norpropylhexedrine HCl (Cyclohexylaminopropane), and Thiopropamine, Methiopropamine, Ethiopropamine, Dextroamphetamine, Qeelbree, Strattera, Prolintane, Ethylphenidate, 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), 2-methyl-2-butanol, Propranolol 40mg, Vallium, Depakote, Dextroamphetamine, Dextromethamphetamine, D,L-Deprenyl (D-Deprenyl + L-Deprenyl), Hydrafinil (9-9-Fluorenol), Flodafinil (Difluoromodafinil), Modafinil, Armodafinil, Modafiendz, Adipex-75, Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.

Steve: I tried 100mg of Methcathinone HCl because it's the year 2040 (way past 2030) and caffeine is extinct.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2024

Chlorinated water

Chlorinated water (chlorinated hydrogen oxide) is when you add chemicals to the water that releases chlorine and the water (hydrogen oxide) absorbs chlorine. The chlorine kills viruses and bacteria. Drinking chlorinated water is great! I like the chlorine taste! Stomach acid is dilute hydrochloric acid. So stomach acid digests food. Drinking chlorine gives the body more helpful chlorine. Water doesn't have too much chlorine or too little chlorine. They add sodium hypochlorite or calcium hypochlorite to the drinking water or sometimes other chemicals. New York water is the tastiest water. Pool water has trichloroisocyanuric acid (TCCA) which releases chlorine.

Tyler: I like drinking chlorinated water straight from the faucet and also straight from the fire hydrant in the summer. I like the chlorine taste!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023

SARMs

SARMs are Selective Androgen Receptor Modulators. Muscle building is possible without it, but SARMs just speeds up muscle building. Then you stack SARMs with Enclomiphene (boost testosterone) 12.5mg to 25mg to counteract negative side effects of SARMs such as lowered testosterone and gyno e2 man boobs. Nolvadex is a medication used in PCT (Post Cycle Therapy) after SARMs use. 20mg of Nolvadex a day for 30 days after about 30 days of SARMs and Enclomiphene means that you prevent the risk of gyno and man boobs after SARMs and Enclomiphene.

Steve: I tried RAD-140 (SARMs) and Enclomiphene for 30 days. Then used Nolvadex for PCT (Post Cycle Therapy).

by HawaiianPunch1 September 10, 2024

Zoloft

Zoloft is the crappiest medication ever! When I took it, I felt crappy and numb. I got switched to celexa and then lexapro which are both way better than that zoloft crap for depression! There were more medications and most got switched around.

Zoloft is the worst medication ever.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2021

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene is a gene that is found in the beautyberry plant, especially in the American Beautyberry. Fresh, crushed leaves of American beautyberry(Callicarpa americana) helped keep biting insects away from animals and humans. Callicarpenal is the chemical that is found in the beautyberry plant that repels mosquitoes. If we genetically modify ourselves and animals such as mice, horses, mules, and donkeys with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene, we would produce Callicarpenal and repel mosquitoes.

I genetically modified myself with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene and now I don't get bitten by mosquitoes anymore. Yes! Now I produce Callicarpenal.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 16, 2021