HawaiianPunch1's definitions

2030

2030 to 2040 is the years when scientists say the coffee plant will go extinct due to global warming (Climate Change) and droughts. Coffee is sensitive to droughts and weather that's too hot.

Strategies to deal with this include:

1) Legalizing Khat. (Nature's Ritalin. Contains Cathinone and Cathine. Can be turned into a drinkable solution by blending 100g Khat leaves and 400ml Hydrogen oxide or H2O or Water, then adding 0.6ml Muriatic Acid HCl Acid and drink the solution. You can add lemons and limes instead and drink the solution. 36mg to 108mg+ Cathinone and 100mg Cathine.)

2) Synthesizing Methcathinone HCl and purifying it to the extreme to not end up with Manganese (which will cause a dangerous condition known as Manganism.).

3) Using Modafinil pills, Armodafinil pills, Adipex-75 pills, DMAA HCl (Dimethylamylamine, Geranamine), Cyclopentamine HCl, Norcyclopentamine HCl (Cyclopentylaminopropane), Propylhexedrine HCl, and Norpropylhexedrine HCl (Cyclohexylaminopropane), and Thiopropamine, Methiopropamine, Ethiopropamine, Dextroamphetamine, Qeelbree, Strattera, Prolintane, Ethylphenidate, 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), 2-methyl-2-butanol, Propranolol 40mg, Vallium, Depakote, Dextroamphetamine, Dextromethamphetamine, D,L-Deprenyl (D-Deprenyl + L-Deprenyl), Hydrafinil (9-9-Fluorenol), Flodafinil (Difluoromodafinil), Modafinil, Armodafinil, Modafiendz, Adipex-75, Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.

Steve: I tried 100mg of Methcathinone HCl because it's the year 2040 (way past 2030) and caffeine is extinct.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2024

Midnight 15

When during a year, a guy or girl ends up staying up past midnight and eating a lot and not being able to exercise outside due to it being super late, they end up gaining 15 pounds or more. It's usually eating junk food and you even cook stuff that's not the healthiest, but usually super tasty stuff.

*midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.

*eats it.

(Next day)

*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.

*eats it

(Wednesday)

Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it

Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.

A year later.

*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.

Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!

by HawaiianPunch1 June 23, 2023

Lexapro

Lexapro is an SSRI antidepressant used for major depression and anxiety. It can be very useful when combined with other medications like Propranolol, Modafinil, Depakote, and more. Lexapro is escitalopram. It's stronger than Citalopram. 5mg of Lexapro plus other medications is good. It makes you happy. Lexapro; Selegiline; and D,L Deprenyl are way better than that Zoloft crap!

Tony: I took 5mg of Lexapro and Propranolol and other medications for depression and anxiety. I feel happy! They’re grrreeat!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 17, 2023

Freebasing

Freebasing is when you take chemical reagents, research chemicals, or drugs, and you turn them from the HCl salt or other salts to the freebase. This is often done either with baking soda and hydrogen oxide(water) or sodium hydroxide. Sometimes you need to freebase something to react with ketones or aldehydes in a lab to form an imine. Sometimes you freebase something to smoke it(make it more smokable) even though it last shorter just because the high or buzz hits faster. HCl salts can be mixed in water and drinked or snorted. Freebase can only be smoked. Ethylamine HCl in ethanol solution to freebase ethylamine in ethanol using sodium hydroxide. Methylphenidate HCl (Ritalin, MPH HCl) to freebase Methylphenidate. 4F-MPH HCl to freebase 4F-MPH. Troparil HCl to freebase Troparil. Amphetamine HCl to freebase Amphetamine. Ethylamphetamine HCl to freebase Ethylamphetamine. Cocaine HCl to freebase Cocaine(called crack). 3-FA HCl to freebase 3-FA. Blue speed HCl to freebase Blue speed.

4F-MPH HCl to freebase 4F-MPH using baking soda and hydrogen oxide (water) is an example of freebasing.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 31, 2021

Agoraphobia

Fear of embarrassment. Being too self-concious. This problem can be solved with ethanol (alcohol).

Person A:I can't be myself or do what I want because I don't want to be embarrassed. I have agoraphobia.
Person B:Just do these things in private.
Person A:I need ethanol!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2010

The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project

The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project is a project to reduce pain and suffering and raise the ceiling of happiness towards Superhappiness and beyond using present and future Utopian Pharmacology and Herbs such as Arecoline Hydrobromide, Caffeine, Theobromine, DMAX, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Adipex, Propranolol, Vallium, Klonopin, Etizolam, Blue Pills for the side effects, Lab Coke, Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), 2-methyl-2-butanol, Kratom, Khat, Flodafinil, Kava Kava, Hydrafinil, Selegiline, Flopropione, Opicapone, Nardil, Parnate, Cathinone, Cathine, Methcathinone, MDMA, MDEA, low dose wireheading, and more.

Steve: I reduced pain and suffering and became superhappy with the drugs and herbs combo from The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 22, 2024

Noth

A nerdy goth, or a gothic nerd. A noth fits in with the other goths, yet exels in school and are as smart as nerds. Nerds shouldn't be cunfused with geeks, dorks, or dweebs.Not geeks, dorks, and dweebs are smart. All nerds and noths are really smart and most are awsome.

Goth: Hey goth, you are smart and wearing all black.
Noth:Thanks. You too.
Goth:Represent!
want to hang out after school?
Noth:Sure. Than I'll do my homework.
Goth: Could you tutor me sometime.
Noth:Sure.
Goth:Noth is the goth to be.
Noth:Yup.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 18, 2009