10 definitions by Hannibal

rigger monkey rape

1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting rigger monkey welcomes violent penetration.
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.

Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

Lake Jackson waterfall

Similar to an Arkansas Waterfall. An overflowing toilet pouring onto the floor caused by the clogging by loads of fecal matter embedded with Skoal.

The young uns was bored so we went to the old age home to look for a Lake Jackson waterfall. It sucked cuz all we found was a sloppy grandma.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

Pornstache

A specific individual wearing aforementioned pornstache.

That fucktard pornstache is wearing a jacket that only a rigger monkey would have.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003