Hannibal's definitions

Pornstache

A specific individual wearing aforementioned pornstache.

That fucktard pornstache is wearing a jacket that only a rigger monkey would have.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

rigger monkey rape

1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting rigger monkey welcomes violent penetration.
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.

Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

lake jackson handshake

Grabbing the nearest dick handy and pumping for all your worth.

I wasn't expecting it, but suddenly in the middle of class, he gave me a Lake Jackson Handshake

by Hannibal March 29, 2003