3 definitions by Grape Ape Face Rape

The ability to give excessive hand jobs without getting tired.
The slut who hangs out behind the TGI Friday has an armstrong.
by Grape Ape Face Rape July 9, 2010
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The sexual act of chewing Doritos until they are at a mush-like state, then performing oral sex upon one's partner.
My girlfriend was Dorito dipping for me last night, and it was amazing. You could say it was hard to swallow.
by Grape Ape Face Rape July 9, 2010
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The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie
"On my way to the club, I took a violent schunk shank in the ass from the town drunk."
by Grape Ape Face Rape July 9, 2010
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