10 definitions by Goldo Glittergold
A disgrace to everything the monkeys worked so hard for.
People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
That's Jeff, he's a Fundamentalist Christian .
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
by Goldo Glittergold April 11, 2008
A fraternity-associated contest where two people ,who have to shit, put their asses together and each person tries to shit into the other's asshole. Very nasty, but extremely funny to watch.
by Goldo Glittergold March 15, 2007
Acronym: Live Action Rick Roll
To dress up as Rick Astley and go to public places with a stereo blazing "Never Gonna Give You Up". Often Done at public events in order to distract a large crowd.
To dress up as Rick Astley and go to public places with a stereo blazing "Never Gonna Give You Up". Often Done at public events in order to distract a large crowd.
In March 2008, at Eastern Washington University, a look-alike went to 4 different basketball games and started a LARR. Videos of this exist on youtube.
by Goldo Glittergold June 13, 2008
A blackguard is a knight that serve opposite of a paladin. Blackguards go about with corrupting, sneaking, committing treachery, and straightforward smiting of good. They are often called Antipaladins because of their wholly evil nature. They often wear black armors with lots of nice bloodstains.
Steve was the blackguard of the group, he loved nothing more than to rip the heads off of those lousy dogooders.
by Goldo Glittergold May 26, 2008
BLM burned down an urban community. but they don't hate anybody. Except for whites but who cares? That's not hate, that's a love crime.
by Goldo Glittergold November 14, 2016
The act of playing a fantasy RPG (World of Warcraft, Baldur's Gate, Fate, Etc...) with a Dwarf-based character. Usually, the potency of Dwarves causes the player to opt for a pure-melee style of play. This, more often than not, leads to the game being played for extremely long periods of time, until the Dwarf Rage (eventually) wears off. Sometimes, fatally, it doesn't.
Dude: "Did you hear about Lenny?"
Guy: "No, what happened?"
Dude: "Died of exhaustion. He played Neverwinter Nights for 50 hours straight."
Guy:"Why'd he play it for so long?"
Dude:"Dwarf Rage."
Guy:" Oh, F**K!"
Guy: "No, what happened?"
Dude: "Died of exhaustion. He played Neverwinter Nights for 50 hours straight."
Guy:"Why'd he play it for so long?"
Dude:"Dwarf Rage."
Guy:" Oh, F**K!"
by Goldo Glittergold July 4, 2010
Someone who gets extremely upset and pissy when engaging with any media or discourse that is not overtly liberal or leftist.
Incel behavior for lefties who sincerely believe that constantly prostrating oneself on the altar of progressiveness will help them win arguments with their families and friend groups at the cost of ever being interesting or compelling as a human being ever again.
Incel behavior for lefties who sincerely believe that constantly prostrating oneself on the altar of progressiveness will help them win arguments with their families and friend groups at the cost of ever being interesting or compelling as a human being ever again.
I tried to show her Conan the Barbarian, but the smelly libcel couldn't stop whining about all the sexy women.
by Goldo Glittergold June 5, 2023