1. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Rob Ford.
2. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Ford vehicles.
2. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Ford vehicles.
Ex. 1
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!
Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you sir ... are a RAGING Fordophobic!
Ex. 2
Jim: Hey Bob! Did you look at the new lineup of Ford vehicles?
Bob: No!
Jim: Why not?
Bob: I was diagnosed with Fordophobia after the last Ford I owned.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!
Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you sir ... are a RAGING Fordophobic!
Ex. 2
Jim: Hey Bob! Did you look at the new lineup of Ford vehicles?
Bob: No!
Jim: Why not?
Bob: I was diagnosed with Fordophobia after the last Ford I owned.
by GlennyJ November 09, 2013
Get the Fordophobiamug. Scotch Rudder:
- is the masturbation-technique (or masterbation-process) of a person helping get themselves off by holding onto the forearm of the arm they are using to masturbate themselves with, and using it to shake the masturbation arm with the arm and hand they are not using on their 'netherly regions'; essentially adding comfort and support while 'steering' the masturbation process
*** despite the name, the Scotch Rudder can be performed by people of any nationality and by non-sailing males, females and whatevers
(DISCLAIMER: this is NOT to be confused with the 'double-handed-rub' which is a totally different masturbation technique)
Background: This technique is generally used by celibate people who really think the Dutch Rudder is cool, but can't find a mate.
- is the masturbation-technique (or masterbation-process) of a person helping get themselves off by holding onto the forearm of the arm they are using to masturbate themselves with, and using it to shake the masturbation arm with the arm and hand they are not using on their 'netherly regions'; essentially adding comfort and support while 'steering' the masturbation process
*** despite the name, the Scotch Rudder can be performed by people of any nationality and by non-sailing males, females and whatevers
(DISCLAIMER: this is NOT to be confused with the 'double-handed-rub' which is a totally different masturbation technique)
Background: This technique is generally used by celibate people who really think the Dutch Rudder is cool, but can't find a mate.
Ex.1
Joe had to use the speaker phone when he was talking to Val because (unbeknownst to her) he was in the process of giving himself a Scotch Rudder. However, Joe was clever enough to say he 'had to go' and hung up, before he went.
Ex.2
Jim: What is taking Val so long in the washroom?
Bob: Val belongs to the self-help group called 'Sex Without Partners', and I am sure she is in there giving herself a Scotch Rudder, again!
Ex.3
Jim: Did you hear about Richards accident and how he lost his left arm?
Bob: Yeah. What a shame. I also heard he used to like to do the Scotch Rudder, too. Oh well, he can always go Dutch.
Joe had to use the speaker phone when he was talking to Val because (unbeknownst to her) he was in the process of giving himself a Scotch Rudder. However, Joe was clever enough to say he 'had to go' and hung up, before he went.
Ex.2
Jim: What is taking Val so long in the washroom?
Bob: Val belongs to the self-help group called 'Sex Without Partners', and I am sure she is in there giving herself a Scotch Rudder, again!
Ex.3
Jim: Did you hear about Richards accident and how he lost his left arm?
Bob: Yeah. What a shame. I also heard he used to like to do the Scotch Rudder, too. Oh well, he can always go Dutch.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
Get the Scotch Ruddermug. A 'money zombie' is a person who exists and lusts for 'money' --- they are severely intellectually stunted and emotionally dead.
A 'money zombie' is a person who only predominantly considers society from economic and monetary perspectives, and they lack empathy.
A 'money zombie' is so cognitively impaired that they cannot meaningfully appreciate society from emotional, natural, physical or any other perspectives, and they always need more money and more stuff to exist --- they are not content unless they are earning, profiting or consuming. They will never experience or know true happiness, love or joy.
A 'money zombie' always need more MONEY and more STUFF, and if this greed drive ever stopped, they might actually come back to real life.
A 'money zombie' is a person who only predominantly considers society from economic and monetary perspectives, and they lack empathy.
A 'money zombie' is so cognitively impaired that they cannot meaningfully appreciate society from emotional, natural, physical or any other perspectives, and they always need more money and more stuff to exist --- they are not content unless they are earning, profiting or consuming. They will never experience or know true happiness, love or joy.
A 'money zombie' always need more MONEY and more STUFF, and if this greed drive ever stopped, they might actually come back to real life.
1) Today was Black Friday Sale Day in the USA, and the 'money zombies' were out in full force; and, they actually killed a Wal-mart employee.
2) You can go to Wal-mart and observe the 'money zombies' who are stuffing their faces and carts, with stuff they don't need using credit.
3) 'Money zombies' have existed since 'money' --- "Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing." (early 1900's quote)
4) If the 'money zombies' numbers keep growing there may be an economic zombie apocalypse.
2) You can go to Wal-mart and observe the 'money zombies' who are stuffing their faces and carts, with stuff they don't need using credit.
3) 'Money zombies' have existed since 'money' --- "Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing." (early 1900's quote)
4) If the 'money zombies' numbers keep growing there may be an economic zombie apocalypse.
by GlennyJ November 30, 2013
Get the money zombiemug. - the fear that some of the characters on the politically incorrect reality-show Duck Dynasty might push their pro-heterosexual and basic traditional Christian views on sexuality and sin in the mainstream corporate controlled media
Background: Phil Robertson, one the lead characters on the hit reality show Duck Dynasty gave an interview to GQ magazine, and he promoted a heterosexual and Christian lifestyle, and then the cable channel A&E got word of what he said and notified him and the press that they would NOT be permitting Phil to be in the reality show any longer, in an obvious case of bigotry, oppression and suppression of free speech by a major network
Background: Phil Robertson, one the lead characters on the hit reality show Duck Dynasty gave an interview to GQ magazine, and he promoted a heterosexual and Christian lifestyle, and then the cable channel A&E got word of what he said and notified him and the press that they would NOT be permitting Phil to be in the reality show any longer, in an obvious case of bigotry, oppression and suppression of free speech by a major network
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Ex.
Jim: Did you hear about the suspension of Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty by the A&E executives?
Bob: Yup, sure did!
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Those anti-Christian pro-homosexual executives at A&E are obviously suffering from Duck Dynophobia!
Ex.
Jim: Did you hear about the suspension of Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty by the A&E executives?
Bob: Yup, sure did!
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Those anti-Christian pro-homosexual executives at A&E are obviously suffering from Duck Dynophobia!
by GlennyJ December 20, 2013
Get the Duck Dynophobiamug. fake-o-gram:
1. a telegram which is not legitimate or written by the stated author
2. a quantity of a substance which is supposed to be cocaine, heroin or another illicit drug, but isn't
3. a mammogram done on breasts which are not entirely 'genuine equipment' or 'all original gear'
1. a telegram which is not legitimate or written by the stated author
2. a quantity of a substance which is supposed to be cocaine, heroin or another illicit drug, but isn't
3. a mammogram done on breasts which are not entirely 'genuine equipment' or 'all original gear'
Ex.1
My grandfather thought that he got a telegram from Frank Sinatra, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram from his brother Louie.
Ex.2
My pal Jim once bought what he thought was a gram of cocaine, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram baking sugar.
Ex.3
My pal Val is awaiting the results of her fake-o-gram on those beautiful sweater puppets.
My grandfather thought that he got a telegram from Frank Sinatra, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram from his brother Louie.
Ex.2
My pal Jim once bought what he thought was a gram of cocaine, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram baking sugar.
Ex.3
My pal Val is awaiting the results of her fake-o-gram on those beautiful sweater puppets.
by GlennyJ December 11, 2013
Get the fake-o-grammug. The 'greed-intelligence paradox' states that a person cannot be both greedy and intelligent because the two traits are mutually exclusive.
The 'greed-intelligence paradox' encompasses the more detailed 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation', which explains a lot about leaders and people.
The 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation' explains the 'generally true' relationships between levels of greed and overall intelligence within an individual: put simply, greedy people are not particularly intelligent, and intelligent people are not particularly greedy (this would be the general form of the 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation').
These are the 'generally true' statements of the 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation':
- The greedier a person is, the less intelligent that person is.
- The less greedy is a person is, the more intelligent that person is.
- The more intelligent a person is, the less greedy that person is.
- The less intelligent a person is, the more greedy that person is.
In one extreme case of this 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation', we know it is impossible to amass and hoard incredibly large amounts of monetary and material wealth or even want it, while also being a truly highly intelligent person. Highly intelligent people do not hoard money or stuff, they want to enjoy life and nature, and they want to share what they have with others. Truly intelligent people are also honest.
The 'greed-intelligence paradox' encompasses the more detailed 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation', which explains a lot about leaders and people.
The 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation' explains the 'generally true' relationships between levels of greed and overall intelligence within an individual: put simply, greedy people are not particularly intelligent, and intelligent people are not particularly greedy (this would be the general form of the 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation').
These are the 'generally true' statements of the 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation':
- The greedier a person is, the less intelligent that person is.
- The less greedy is a person is, the more intelligent that person is.
- The more intelligent a person is, the less greedy that person is.
- The less intelligent a person is, the more greedy that person is.
In one extreme case of this 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation', we know it is impossible to amass and hoard incredibly large amounts of monetary and material wealth or even want it, while also being a truly highly intelligent person. Highly intelligent people do not hoard money or stuff, they want to enjoy life and nature, and they want to share what they have with others. Truly intelligent people are also honest.
ex. Nikola Tesla was unquestionably the most overall intelligent person who ever lived. Tesla spoke 6 languages, invented the modern AC motor and the radio, and was the most prolific inventor of all time. Tesla lived and died dirt poor and in financial debt. Humanity owes Tesla a great debt of gratitude for the amount of freedom (and liberty from toil) his inventions have afforded mankind. Tesla was an extreme example of the validity of greed-intelligence paradox.
ex. International bankers profit from all major modern global military conflicts and wars --- promoting the killing of innocent people is financially profitable but not intelligent behaviour.
ex. The 'greed-intelligence paradox' explains that exclusively unintelligent people make up the class of incredibly wealthy people (the ruling class) on the planet, which explains why planet Earth is in such a mess from economic, environmental, moral and social perspectives. It is quite evident that wealthy unintelligent people are running and ruining the planet.
*** People have no business equating high net worth with high intelligence --- precisely the inverse is true. ***
ex. International bankers profit from all major modern global military conflicts and wars --- promoting the killing of innocent people is financially profitable but not intelligent behaviour.
ex. The 'greed-intelligence paradox' explains that exclusively unintelligent people make up the class of incredibly wealthy people (the ruling class) on the planet, which explains why planet Earth is in such a mess from economic, environmental, moral and social perspectives. It is quite evident that wealthy unintelligent people are running and ruining the planet.
*** People have no business equating high net worth with high intelligence --- precisely the inverse is true. ***
by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
Get the greed-intelligence paradoxmug. Tesla stated that his purpose in life was to uplift the condition of humanity.
ex. Glenn Jessome was a Teslarian.
ex. Glenn Jessome was a Teslarian.
by GlennyJ November 06, 2013
Get the Teslarianmug.