GlennyJ's definitions
Femapocaplyspe:
- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women
Background: mainstream psychology, political correctness, psycho-babble, and the Communist Manifesto are setting the correct conditions for the Femapocalypse to to grow and proliferate around the world --- no nation is safe from the Femapocalypse
- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women
Background: mainstream psychology, political correctness, psycho-babble, and the Communist Manifesto are setting the correct conditions for the Femapocalypse to to grow and proliferate around the world --- no nation is safe from the Femapocalypse
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Ex.
Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Femapocalypse.
Ex.
Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Femapocalypse.
by GlennyJ December 18, 2013
Get the Femapocalypsemug. Bob: Is the government of Toronto a democracy?
Jim: No!
Bob: Well. What the hell is it then?
Jim: Toronto is a crack-ocracy, of course.
Bob: Jim, you are a raging Ford-ophobic, a shameless crackophobic and you have no respect for Toronto's crackstitution!
Jim: No!
Bob: Well. What the hell is it then?
Jim: Toronto is a crack-ocracy, of course.
Bob: Jim, you are a raging Ford-ophobic, a shameless crackophobic and you have no respect for Toronto's crackstitution!
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
Get the crack-ocracymug. The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!
Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!
ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!
Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!
ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.
by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
Get the crackophobiamug. Fordophobic
1. A person who does not like Rob Ford.
2. A person who does not think that the crack smoking Rob Ford should be the Mayor of Toronto.
3. A person who discriminates against people who do think Rob Ford should be the Mayor of Toronto.
4. A Person who does not like Ford motor products, is afraid of Ford products, and discriminates against people who drive Ford products.
5. People who shamelessly drive Chevs and other brands of vehicles and pretend Fords do not exist.
6. People who avoid Fords.
7. People who avoid Rob Ford.
1. A person who does not like Rob Ford.
2. A person who does not think that the crack smoking Rob Ford should be the Mayor of Toronto.
3. A person who discriminates against people who do think Rob Ford should be the Mayor of Toronto.
4. A Person who does not like Ford motor products, is afraid of Ford products, and discriminates against people who drive Ford products.
5. People who shamelessly drive Chevs and other brands of vehicles and pretend Fords do not exist.
6. People who avoid Fords.
7. People who avoid Rob Ford.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!
Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you sir ... are a RAGING Fordophobic!
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!
Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you sir ... are a RAGING Fordophobic!
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
Get the Fordophobicmug. personality transplant:
- would be the desired (but impossible) procedure of swapping a person's personality for another personality
- would be the desired (but impossible) procedure of swapping a person's personality for another personality
Ex.1
Jim: I would so love rearrange that assholic douchbag's face with just one kick or one punch!
Bob: Dude! That wouldn't change the situation. That psychotic douchebag needs a 'personality transplant'.
Ex.2
Jim: I am such a loser!
Bob: That's nothing a 'personality transplant' wouldn't cure.
Ex.3
Jim: I think Jane needs a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have a personality, first. Jane needs a 'personality install'.
Jim: I would so love rearrange that assholic douchbag's face with just one kick or one punch!
Bob: Dude! That wouldn't change the situation. That psychotic douchebag needs a 'personality transplant'.
Ex.2
Jim: I am such a loser!
Bob: That's nothing a 'personality transplant' wouldn't cure.
Ex.3
Jim: I think Jane needs a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have a personality, first. Jane needs a 'personality install'.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
Get the personality transplantmug. Tesla stated that his purpose in life was to uplift the condition of humanity.
ex. Glenn Jessome was a Teslarian.
ex. Glenn Jessome was a Teslarian.
by GlennyJ November 6, 2013
Get the Teslarianmug. personality install:
- the desired (but presently impossible) procedure of installing a personality into a person who appears to have none
Background: Many 'non-contributting-zeros' and 'useless-eaters' would do better for themselves and society if they had dynamic and well functioning personalities, or just died. The percentage of the population which could use this procedure seems to be growing. The end game for the Zombie Apocalypse is to have robotic mindless people --- perhaps this fictitious concept of 'personality installs' might be able to thwart what seems to be coming.
- the desired (but presently impossible) procedure of installing a personality into a person who appears to have none
Background: Many 'non-contributting-zeros' and 'useless-eaters' would do better for themselves and society if they had dynamic and well functioning personalities, or just died. The percentage of the population which could use this procedure seems to be growing. The end game for the Zombie Apocalypse is to have robotic mindless people --- perhaps this fictitious concept of 'personality installs' might be able to thwart what seems to be coming.
Ex.1
Jim: Is it just me, or does that guy seem like a zombie to you too?
Bob: Oh yeah! That empty-vessel is a useless-eater who could use a 'personality install'.
Ex.2
Jim: I think Jane could do with a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have one, first. What that non-contributing-zero needs is a 'personality install'.
Jim: Is it just me, or does that guy seem like a zombie to you too?
Bob: Oh yeah! That empty-vessel is a useless-eater who could use a 'personality install'.
Ex.2
Jim: I think Jane could do with a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have one, first. What that non-contributing-zero needs is a 'personality install'.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
Get the personality installmug.