13 definitions by Gerald Busey

Ron White Postulate

A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."

Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.

by Gerald Busey April 22, 2008

Titus Drunk

Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.

Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.

by Gerald Busey March 6, 2008

Trout Stamps

Alternative name for toilet paper

Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.

by Gerald Busey November 20, 2008

Estrohol

The product of metabolized alcohol in women, which causes cuntly behavior on a catastrophic scale.

Brenda hates dealing with the effect of Estrohol on women in places of public accommodation, while Joe Francis loves it and has made millions off of it.

by Gerald Busey March 28, 2008

Timmette

A female incarnation of South Park's Timmy (Timm-ay!!!)

That fucking Timmette is dumber than what I'm about to shit.

by Gerald Busey December 27, 2010

Brain Freezes

A term describing individuals that give you a headache as soon as they open their mouths.

Eric and Ed, two people that practically vomit idiocy with every uttered word, are textbook examples of Brain Freezes.

by Gerald Busey March 4, 2008

Vulcan Period

A radiator leak; the slow leakage of antifreeze from a motor vehicle's cooling system

My car had her Vulcan period, leaving a green stain on the ground.

by Gerald Busey July 4, 2009