Gin-soaked pedophile
ex:
Matt was acting like such a santa the other day my 5 year old nephew started crying when he asked if he wanted to sit on his lap.
Matt was acting like such a santa the other day my 5 year old nephew started crying when he asked if he wanted to sit on his lap.
by Fucktarded Scarecrow December 30, 2009
Get the Santamug. Ding Dong!!!
1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)
2.An idiot
3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)
1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)
2.An idiot
3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)
1.Ding dong!
You:oh no its....
Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!
2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong
You:oh no its....
Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!
2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
Get the Ding Dongmug. ex:
Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...
Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 01, 2009
Get the Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustionmug. When you fart and a little bit or a whole lot of shit comes out.Can also have some quite humourous results..I will now tell you a story....
Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific.......................
The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN!!! don't go back and clean it up...............
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories.
Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy...
Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem.
Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants
.If your going commando this is catergory 4.
Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them.
Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ......
Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story).
Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific.......................
The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN!!! don't go back and clean it up...............
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories.
Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy...
Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem.
Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants
.If your going commando this is catergory 4.
Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them.
Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ......
Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story).
by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009
Get the Shartmug.